6........5

Wooooow man....told myself I wasn't going to review any more strains but I had to log in for this one.... Very rarely can I find a strain that is extremely sativa AND indica potent. Usually I will 99.99% of the time feel a dominance in there somewhere. With this? No. It's like I'm asleep. The extremely GDP reminiscent indica has put me into a sleep paralysis. I feel the weight of my head as everything seems to be sucked downwards almost like I'm in a centrifuge. I can't even sit up for a drink or water. My jaw, neck, shoulders....they're stretching downwards and unable to stop it. Then the dreamy sativa kicks in. Not behind the eyes like you might expect. It's in the forehead. As I look at my hands I begin to feel like I can no longer recognize myself. Like my person is different from my consciousness. It really is like I'm asleep. This is one solid ride here everyone. I've taken this strain to a 10 and it does not disappoint. Smell: Oranges and pine. Taste: Spinach, bitter, quite awful actually. Looks: Nothing special. High: Refer to whatever the hell I wrote earlier. This is solid stuff. Paranoia is a little there, but manageable. Very mild tactile hallucinations, again, very manageable. This could be the greatest strain I've ever tried.

Taste: 2/5. Very grassy, chlorophyll like taste...like moss. Smell 2/5: Very strong smell. Nothing that really jumps out at me, just very skunky. No sweet smell to it. High 3/5: Very strong head high. Extremely red eyes, dry mouth, and very very strong appetite stimulant. I actually couldn't see after I started laughing, because it was nearly impossible to open my eyes any wider! I felt like I actually had to hold my eyelids open. Overall not my favorite. It reminds me of something a kid would pull out of a backpack at school and let you bum off of it for your first time. Smells strong, makes you very visibly high, and lasts for a long time too. Could be useful for insomnia maybe. Unfortunately there was very little body buzz from it like I get from a nice kush (especially banana) and since the flavor and smell profiles were below average it gets somewhat low marks from me. Sorry.

Smell: Fuel, gassy. Not the most pleasant. Looks: Lots of orange crystals and hairs, not a particularly green strain or out of the ordinary. Taste: Very green, like spinach. High: Sets in after about 5 minutes. Mostly feeling face relaxation in the eyelids and forehead. Little bit of a head buzz. My state of mind is relatively the same...pretty clear headed. I could probably doze off if I wanted to. Just feeling relaxed, without much difficulty putting sentences together like I would with a heavy indica. All around not a very uplifting high though. Music is great, I just don't have the energy to dance to it.

Produced a pretty intense high for me. Sativa gently hit the head first, almost like your brain is getting cooler, and vibrating a little. Absolutely paralyzing body high, like being in a centrifuge. Good for appetite stimulation, imagination, and meditative thoughts. Produces a pleasurable body tingle that's hard to describe but feels incredible. This is a GREAT strain for depression. It puts me in an amazing mood, like it's taken me back in time to days without responsibility. Very hard hitting strain overall.

GDP is my go to strain for THC when I want a psychoactive high. I LOVE the effect it has. Extremely soothing and uplifting. The smell is a little fruity. Admittedly not the best tasting strain in the world, it is earthy, and bitter like an IPA compared to smooth pilsner. Doesn't hit you very hard in the head at first. For this reason the body high creeps up on you. Be careful you don't overdo it if you're new because it's really easy to do with GDP I've found and you won't be happy. Does NOT turn me into a couch potato. This strain really activates my appreciation for art and music. Very reassuring feelings. Giggly, creative, and loving! I find myself dancing around to old ballads, and exuding positivity however possible. Highly recommended for people wanting to stay away from nervous energy when smoking, and just want to get lost in a sea of positive vibes and music!