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Slows down my racing mind a bit. Good for mindfulness practices, I suppose, and emotional working through.

Had just "Exodus" rather than "Exodus Cheese," but this is the only strain on Leafly with "Exodus" in the name. (Actually, just noticed this: Leafly, you guys need to tweak the spellchecker here so that the name of your own company doesn't get that annoying red underline, and I suppose I'm including that in my review as an example of how detail-oriented this stuff makes you!). So anyway, this strain does give you good focus; very clear-headed all around, I'd say. Great for playing music or studying languages!

Wow. Will have you doing the dishes, organizing your filing cabinet, cleaning out your fridge, vacuuming in hard to reach spots, and, if there's time left over, minting duplicates of Roman coins out of dark chocolate. Yeah. Energy.

Made me quite the chatterbox, with the occasional trip to the far side of the visible world and back. Then, after a little yoga, I was playing with my dog, and I before I knew it, it was time to hit the hay! Great stuff, very uplifting before it takes you to bed (but maybe not to sleep).

Better keep a notebook handy when you're ridin' this train, and some gym shorts. Very energizing and clear-headed. Good for hobbies and creative projects. It did also impart some indica-like munchies, but as long as you run around outside for a bit to burn it all off, s'all good (which this strain will make you want to do)! Seriously, though, I just started doing burpies out of nowhere.

Makes not being able to function fun. I'm seriously about to pass out, but an hour ago I was dancing in my living room. Strange. *conk*

Not a loud strain, but does penetrate through some orifice or other. It creeps up a little then fences with your awareness of it being in your system. Great for exploring - I hiked through Ashbury Heights in San Francisco and found this little park I had no idea existed, despite living less than a mile away from it for five years now. Probably great for delving into one's hobbies.

Energizing, albeit not the most energizing saliva-dominant hybrid ever. Good for organizing closets or watching a film that you really have to pay attention to. Good, too, for being around kids or puppies - makes you playful.

Gave me an appetite for vanilla bean ice cream drizzled with Baileys like you wouldn't believe. Probably not great stuff for yoga or hiking - more of a strain for watching reruns of Ren and Stimpy or The Dark Crystal, or, hell, just any box with light coming out of it. Has some potential for encouraging screenplay ideas or nonsense aphorisms, and for having sex if the day hasn't been too long. Good for reading Tang Dynasty-era Chinese poetry. Don't attempt to play an instrument on this one; it'll feel large and ungainly and sound hollow. Early on, I laughed at an episode of South Park for what had to be about 4 minutes. During the comedown, the world started to sag a bit. Super for sleeping and achieving muscular equilibrium while doing supine body awareness meditation!