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member since 2017Recent Reviews16 total
Pacific Gold Cannabis
7/17/2021
This crew is so freaking awesome. They never seem to be out of stock (vs. current menu listings) and the delivery option is especially convenient, They come right into the heart of NoPo! Ballsy. Friendly people, Order's always right. They've earned our continued business.
Gnome Grown - Alberta
3/23/2021
NoPo style! Chill place, friendly staff with good vibes who are up on their products. My wife and I are in about once a week and they've always got what we're looking for. Recommend!
GM Dispensary
6/28/2019
We've been happy Green Mart customers for a year, now. This dispensary provides consistently superb levels of customer service, personable, yet professional budtenders, and the product is of such quality that we're more than comfortable ordering our products online. Every shop should look to this dispensary for the "correct" way of doing things.
Bridge City Collective - North Portland
5/13/2018
Legit! We visit BCC a few times a week for our top-shelf bud. Knowledgeable, friendly budtenders who enjoy talking with their customers about the entire cannabis experience. Product quality has been 100% since our first visit. We will continue to visit this location and recommend it to our friends. -J.E. for A.L.P.
Obama Kush
5/10/2018
Great all-around smoke for any time of day. One of my everyday strains that I use to keep my anxiety at bay so I've always got some around. Fills the house with a sweet kushy aroma. Nice dark green/dark purple buds. Always a crowd-pleaser in groups.
High Noon Irish Cream
3/13/2018
This dreamy smoke is flying off the shelves in Oregon & I doubt High Noon can grow it fast enough. Irish Cream's downtempo, relaxing effects are noticeably long-lasting. Great taste and aroma, with skunk/musk/spicy notes left on the palate after smoking. Clean-burning, bright white ash on the joint. Smooth draw, no coughing.
The 2018 batches of this strain test between 27.7% - 31.88% THC depending on the batch, making Irish Cream a perfect choice for the distinguished smoker. Otherwise, it's definitely important to ease into this one so as not to melt your face.
Irish Cream's effects are particularly long-lasting. While I generally feel the effects from a joint for about two hours, the same amount of Irish Cream flower produced effects lasting nearly twice as long, making this an exceptional strain for people like myself who treat chronic pain.
Bruce Banner #3
2/27/2018
I could take it or leave it. I mean, it's a decent enough flower and it comes on strong but to me there's nothing terribly unique about it. Doesn't really remind me of anything. I've got a cool buzz going but halfway through my joint I was ... well, bored. I don't mean to sound like a d-bag snob or anything. In Oregon the growers have a lot of room to play with and as a result we see a lot of small-batch, craft style cannabis and I guess that's what I prefer nowadays.
I suppose one thing I can say for this strain is that the effects do hit hard off the bat making it a good option for people with anxiety/panic attacks.
The Real McCoy
2/19/2018
The Real McCoy I'm specifically reviewing today is grown by High Noon Cultivators in Oregon. and is a parent of half their in-house creation, Irish Cream. (Hnc).
I've experienced incredible physical pain since a severe car accident at age 10, where I was ejected from the back window because the SOB was so drunk he didn't bother to hit the brakes. At all. I'm in so much constant pain that I smoke at least 1/4oz each day, sometimes much more. Many, many different strains for many, many different possible moods or pain levels.
It's amazing. A joint, maybe two, and everything stops hurting. STOPS!
Since New Years' day, I've obtained almost 1/4 pound of The Real McCoy. This amazingly crafted cannabis strain eliminated every stupid, unnecessary negative thought my Chronic Anxiety Disorder tried to conjure up. Suddenly I'm bending and pivoting all over the place, singing along to Jagged Little Pill and Hootie & The Blowfish *yalookatmeeeeewegotnuthinleffasay* while I'm, ya know, cleaning. I'm Laughing longer and harder with family. I get more accomplished at the office.
I'm alive again.
And their crew dances in their grow rooms like nobody's watching.