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Recent Reviews19 total

Wedding Cake

6/29/2024
Ground up a small bowl this afternoon. Didn’t even smoke it yet. Wound up setting it aside. Wife came home and could smell it all over the house. When I cracked the jar it had a STRONG cheese smell, and that gave me a hint of what was to come. Had some a little while later. It would be really nice out of a small bong, or sharing a joint. The flavor is good, but very strong. Just one hit and it had a strong floral aftertaste for a while. Followed by a very heavy, but balanced, head and body high. So stoned. Don’t plan on doing anything that requires you thinking. Not for people with a low tolerance. Just put on some Pink Floyd and lay back.
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Concord Grape Blockhead

1/12/2023
I usually try to wait to smoke something a few times before writing a review. But I am high as eagleballs right now…and I just had some like 10 minutes ago. The liftoff is pretty strong but I’m now approaching cruising altitude I think and it’s all good. Listening to Fire on the Mountain (Winterland 88) and it is perfect for that vibe. So…if that’s your thing, this is going to be a bud for you.
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White Runtz

12/21/2022
I smoked this strain on two different occasions before writing this because I wanted to make sure about giving something such a high rating. Where to start? The buds had a really high “sticky factor.” The smell is pretty unique after letting the buds breath for a few. The high got me completely detached from time for about the first half hour. To me, this is definitely a “get stoned and listen to music” smoke. This for me is the bud of the year. Nostalgic feeling high, great for getting REALLY high, music, and munchies. I should note the THC content in the jar I got was a little higher than average or what’s listed here but regardless…If this bud comes your way you should pick it up. If you have a low tolerance I would definitely take this one slow. Like, one hit and wait 20 minutes slow.
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Blueberry Gelato

4/16/2022
So I picked an eighth up while in Az. The THC percentage is lower than what I usually have in SoCal, and the buds were a little dry. That being said those are the only two negatives I can say about it. The lineage was good enough to still make it good. I smoke for pain relief, and it did the trick. One good bowl, give you legitimate relaxation. The flavor is surprisingly pleasant and the smoke is relatively smooth. A bit surprised on the lung expansion the first few times I smoked it. The effects at the 20 minute mark pretty much get you to the peak high, so if you are looking to get where you wanna be, and no higher, this is the bud for you. I’m usually a nighttime smoker so I give this one two thumbs up. Would be good if you were relaxing alone or with a small group. Not a super social smoke. More of a roast a bowl, and listen to some Pink Floyd in the dark kinda bud.
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Area 51

2/20/2022
Picked up an eight of Deli Greens Area 51 at my favorite dispensary in SD. It was only a 14 dollar bag, and listed at 18% but I’ll say this. One bowl and I’m legitimately stoned. So….take that for whatever you think it’s worth. The bud smokes on the peppery side and to my tastes and piney to the smell, and comes on surprisingly quick. The buds weren’t amazing looking, but not bad either. I’ve paid more for worse looking and lesser quality. All in all, well worth it. It’s would be a good smoke with your friends during the day if your just having fun bud.
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Trifi Cookies

7/6/2021
Picked up some 23% From flow kana and was surprised at the cerebral. Being Indica Dominant I didn’t expect the euphoria, but it is real nice. For me this is right at the ceiling of both body and mind. Usually I’d expect to feel this good body and mind from a more Middle of the road hybrid. Am pleasantly surprised. Real relaxing, and great head high. Two thumbs up.
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Nepali Pink

6/30/2021
I Like it. Had a bowl (flow kana) with a friend down by the beach. Nice enough to feel relaxed, but still clear enough to chat and enjoy the day. I noticed the buds smelled a LOT sweeter a few minutes after I cracked the jar. I’d just describe this as a really pleasant all around flower and a good relaxed social bud. Real nice smell after we ground it up, the buds were spongy and reasonably dense. Real nice smooth tasty smoke, and as I said, nice pleasant high. Two thumbs up. Will for sure pick up another jar next time. I’d be comfortable saying this is in the rotation to have in the stash for those that like to have a smoke on hand for any friends who might stop in.
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Orange Apricot

6/1/2021
Got an 8th from good flower brands. A good sized bowl of this will have you forgetting what...you were trying to say during your strain review. Had to look back at the name three times and this isn’t the easiest review I’ve even done. I’m real nice right now.

Sour Grape

3/13/2021
This was my first time smoking this and I had a single bowl of it, but it was packed tot he brim. The buds were really light and fluffy. Reminded me of the way outdoor bud used to be. The buds were also pretty dry, so not super sticky, but still good. The smell when I cracked the jar was surprisingly peppery, but there was a sweetness there when I grinded it up. People talk about the taste, and again it reminded me of old school outdoor...Not grapey in the way some have said, but good flavor. It is a relaxing hybrid. Good smoke. The high doesn’t knock you out, but it could put you to sleep if you wanted it to...Or you could enjoy it with friends. Having had enough time to really enjoy it, I’d say this is a really versatile smoke. From early evening on to end of night, you kinda can’t miss with this. The high is even, and pleasantly clear. I have probably a lower tolerance than most daily smokers so maybe you might want a bit more than a bowl to get you nice, but nothing wrong with that. This eighth was also considerably cheaper than most everything I’ve seen lately...And I don’t want to sound like a broken record but it is nostalgic because it reminds me of what good outdoor weed used to be like. The packaging was nice also, a little jar. I’m going to have a joint of this next time I smoke because I’d like to smoke it a bit longer. Two thumbs up.
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TK41

2/20/2021
First off I’ll say I’m more stoned from one small bowl of this than anything I’ve smoked in a year at least. The buds visually weren’t amazing, but REALLY smelled once I grinded up one. Very heavy head high and ultra couch locked, but surprisingly still light in my lungs. Usually if I’m that high I do those deep breaths for a while. With these Gushers, my eyes were HEAVY. Was real nicely stoned and in the clouds for about 45 minutes. This would be a perfect end of day smoke by yourself or with your partner.
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