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One of my all time favorites. One day a good friend dropped a pound of this beauty in my lap. I lit up while listening to some dope ass old-school hip hop song, as per usual. I was literally so inspired and motivated that I literally went out and bought a bunch of music production equipment I had no clue how to use... shortly thereafter (another quick toke) I set it all up, sit in my basement, smoked, ripped vinyl record samples, and taught myself how to use EVERYTHING until i ran out of bud... with, I had completely mastered how to use both the MPC 1000 AND MPC2000xl.. I had compiled an incredibly dope playlist of instrumentals that was later named “Green Crack Beat Tape vol.1” this is 100% a true story and you can still download the beat tape on datpiff if you don’t believe me.

Check out some absolutely BEAUTIFUL Tangerine Dream I was able to lucky enough to get my hands on. Being just as hard to find as it is to supposedly grow, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to get my hands on this 2010 Cannabis cup winner. This is a special strain, and weather you’re just the average joe looking for a quick toke, or an experienced veteran/ connoisseur such as myself, it’s not hard to tell. With a substantial lineage that spans from the infamous G13, to the world renowned Afghani, and even high times winner Neville’s Haze, this flawless hybrid offers something for everyone while delivering a flavor that isn’t even worth comparing to any other strain out there. Certainly best smoked by joint/blunt, don’t let the citrusy, sweet aroma and taste fool you. This tangerine is backed by a pretty pungent punch that’ll do a number on your lungs if you’re not careful. Commonly described as a strain made for “working medical patients”, this tangerine will deliver a clean, euphoric high that will allow you to conduct your daily business with ease, granted you don’t overdue it. If you’re lucky enough to hear this strain is in town, run and get it while you can. It won’t last long.

Some Mars OG I was fortunate enough to scoop up. What a great, tasty strain! Easily identifiable by the dense nugs, and small dark green patches laced within the beautiful, light, lime colored flowers. It also has that classic OG smell. Smelling this stuff is like putting your nose up to the can of gasoline you got out back in the shed. This earthy tasing indica will surely, without a doubt put you on your ass after a few nice rips. What follows is a stress, pain free high that starts at the head, and slowly consumes the whole body. Be sure to buy a water with that spot you ordered on the couch though, because cottonmouth can be sudden, and undoubtedly unsuspecting.

This is a picture of some SUPER DELICIOUS Cannalope Haze I was able to score at @cultivate_ma this past weekend. (Labeled at 77.2%) This flavorful delight leaves a prominent hint of sweet mouthwatering melon after every hit that leaves you wanting more. Super light on the throat, this sativa naturally creates a uplifting feeling that will leave you completely relaxed, and happy. Make sure to have some snacks on hand though. As appetizing as this melon looks, is not anywhere near the scale of the appetite you’ll accumulate after a few hits of this stuff. This is a TRUE sativa, with MANY medicinal purposes, and certainly one that every cannibus enthusiast needs to get their hands on if given the opportunity.

This is one of those strains. You know exactly what’s about to go on as soon as you look at it. The world renowned stench of sour d will smacks you in the face when you get within any type of proximity of this bud. Seriously though. Don’t be surprised if your neighbors complain about this one. This stuff isn’t for the faint hearted, so if that’s you, and you’re sitting there thinking about it, just do yourself a favor and put it down. Take a deep bong rip and you will cough all of your internal organs up, but i guarantee you’ll enjoy every second of it. The deep euphoric high that follows is that of which can really best be described as meditative. Smoke enough and you’ll put yourself into a medicine trans that you’ll never want to come out of. All in all, not my favorite, but I’ll buy it again.

What an amazing strain! With a strong OG - related heritage, this strain certainly stays true to the earthy, pine - like taste that’s laced with a sweet, and rather pungent taste, and smell upon exhaling that’s more than likely associated with its Durban poison heritage. Either way, this is truly a connoisseurs strain, and has proved perfect for consumption in any forum. It’ll burn perfect if you need to roll a blunt, joint, or spliff on the go, but is also a great weed to smoke out of any glass you may have laying around. Definitely a true indica dominant. Weather you just wake and baked and have a terrible day ahead of you, or you’re winding down after a long day doing your nightly medicate thing you do, Do-Si-Dos will have you sinking in to your bed, chair, or seat for a period of time in a completely relaxed, happy, meditative state no matter WHAT is going on around you. There isn’t anything bad I have to say about this strain. 5/5 recommend.