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When you have to question, did I move from my desk to the kitchen to grab a snack and then move to the sofa to sit down and enjoy said snack, how did I get here? Did that really happen? That's what you're in store for. Well at least I was. Seriously can't stress and I'll go full Obi Wan here and say do not under estimate the power of this strain. Especially vaping. You'll feel it take hold after the first 2 pulls and soon realize you just signed up for something special. It's not super fun and giggly, just a nice slow body lock while leaving your mind free to roam for good or ill. Lately I haven't gotten that blown away by most the strains I've tried but this really stood out in that it wasn't that exceptional in smell or appearance but once you take it in, pain goes away, depression dulled to a muffled music box playing inside and fully relaxing. You won't feel like an astronaut when you get up to walk. you'll just 'possibly' question that journey or if it happened in your mind. So take it slow. Or not and enjoy the ride.

Yub-nub, etcha wub nub choba ka'du. I could go on but I'll stop before I begin questioning my own mental state. Which maybe I should anyway. At any rate this stuff digs right into your core. It won't be like Lando flying a YT-1300 into the main reactor of the Death Star. But it'll make you appreciate the rebel sacrifice as well as a good stack of pancakes. What do those two things have in common? Absolutely nothing! But also everything? This is a strong cerebral creative high. It relaxes while enchants and I wouldn't take it lightly, no matter your tolerance. Approach with caution and join the ewoks in a little celebration on Endor.

Thankfully this strain will not send you on a man vs shark boat trip while you're trying to live a peaceful life with your family on Amity Island. Which is sad in a way because it means no sharing stories on a boat. But I digress. This strain is a real surprise. Hits you hard and fast then drags you with it. I don't find myself passing out while high but this damn near did. I had a bit before bed and woke up several hours later still feeling pretty euphoric. Not gonna complain about that. Excellent strain for pain relief, stress and especially depression. I had to meet up with an ex of mine I really didn't care to, nor her as well. But had to drop off some of her stuff. I made a peace offering to her giving 2 grams of Great White Shark. That night she called thanking me for 5 minutes. It removed all pain in her lower back and killed her anxiety. Any time friends ask for something to help with any of the above or world leaders need something to help take off the edge I recommend this in a heart beat. Not always easy to find but when you do, grab it up. Totally worth it, beautiful strain.

Great lil hybrid to keep on hand when you want to forget about the world fast and enjoy saying screw the world. Also good for a bit of creativity. I ended up writing a 35 page short story about two owls. Why I don't honestly know but at the time it made sense. This stuff is insanely wonderful to smell. Very tropical and fruity. More so when you break the bud and dive in. The high sneaks up on you in the best of ways and you should welcome the new overlords tickling at your brain because it's likely to be a good time.

Frosty green and orange hairs oh my! Not a particularly heavy hitter but this has a nice flow feeling to it. Steady building high that doesn't creep up on you so much as transforms itself into Matthew Mcconaughey. Your body feels pretty alright, you yourself will feel alright. Everything is just alright man. It won't get you a commercial and a fancy car but this stuff really fits the mellow bill and no worries attitude you may find yourself in need of. Really helpful with pain as well. I'd pinched a nerve in my back and after a bowl of this. Well yeah. Everything was just alright and I was very happy to be me and enjoying life in that moment.

This is the absolute balls! I don't mean plush and smooth as a hard boiled egg no! I mean balls as in I don't really know it just sounded amazing. This strain is great. I've looked all over Washington to find an actual honest Super Silver haze and sadly have been let down a good deal. Was told by local dispensary to try this stuff by Omega and this is exactly what the strain should be. Spot on! Immediately hits you with an uplifting giddy high that transcends into a full on body high. Not couch lock by any means but enough to ease any paints and keep you feeling light but active. I took this while out in the woods planning on taking some photos, ended up roaming staring at trees and carrying my camera for a good portion of the trip. Really beautiful kinda cheese berry smell from the buds, distinct hairs all through out. Great for vaping and very relaxing high. One of my favorites easily.

*WARNING* DO NOT USE THIS STRAIN WITHOUT AMPLE SNACK SUPPLIES! I went into my dispensary looking for some 9lb hammer, but was recommended I try this instead. Having never heard of it but trusting the staff at the place I decided why not? This stuff will hit you hard, and fast. You will become a walking meme if you do too much, you'll celebrate remembering snacks you have in the fridge, giggle at anything you do and tweak your balls off into another dimension. If you however are responsible and do a little at a time you will be relaxed uplifted and pleasant company. However I highly recommend planning an evening with friends or life partner of your choosing and buckle up. This stuff is fun, euphoric and I had to wait a day to tell my friends about it because sending text and chatting online proved to be a challenge. Literally I stared at every message I was planning on sending, blankly while reaffirming it would go to the person who's name I entered in, and checked the spelling, and rechecked the name....at least 10 times. This is an amazing strain, wait to eat until after you take a nice toke. Actually that's horrible advice, eat first otherwise you'll devour everything in sight with no regard to your stomach as even it too will just simply say "Well I am full but..fuck it let's do this!." you will regret this later. I promise.

I was told about this stuff and when I told the dispensary I'd never tried any cheese strain they immediately dropped the gauntlet on me and I was presented with this. Very pleasant smell and definitely pungent. Hit me in waves. Loved the feeling I got immediately from this. Definitely no wait time on this. I decided to paint after trying it and the results were surprisingly good, I admit my art sucks but this really did aid in the creativity. I will say to watch yourself though. I did after an hour step outside for another bowl but decided not to when I caught myself staring at the hillside because the grass looked like it was moving in waves like the ocean.

Very soothing cerebral high. Was really blown away by this recommendation. It's a subtle thing and when it takes you, it lifts and flows off with you. Great for medicating pain and calming your mind. Over step it and you'll be soaring through the cosmos. I've had this both in Flower form and concentrate. Both with varied results but I keep each on hand depending on my mood. Concentrate will give more of a euphoric look at me I'm a time lord feel, where flower will better ease your body, mind and any pains you have. Surprising strain.

Truly great strain for relaxing and meditation. It doesn't give you that fuzzy head high or why am I in the kitchen now feeling. Just really nice mellow high that truly relaxes the body. I had hurt my lower back and had to stop my yoga for a while and this stuff was the best medicine to take away the constant ache and let me focus on other things. Really the most relaxing strain I've had and try to keep on hand.