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Recent Reviews15 total

Platinum Cookies

9/9/2022
listen, it’s not the worst strain in the world. it doesn’t make me EXTREMELY paranoid/anxious like sativa-types sometimes can, though it does offer a gentle social buzz. for me, though, an experienced smoker, it’s missing this certain oomph. like, it hits me, sure, but i want to feel higher than i am. but no matter how much i try, i can’t. i went from smoking two to four bowls a day while smoking this strain, never feels like it hits the spot just right. interesting to me, as i expected to enjoy it — big fan of Platinum OG, as well as the general Cookies lineage. this one is so close, but Platinum OG is basically what this strain wants to be.
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Granddaddy Purple

1/21/2022
pretty good!! I’m a big-time indica guy, but when it comes to these indicas with Pinene (like Purple Punch), i always seem to get a mental buzz that prevents me from fully relaxing into the strain, and although it’s not quite as buzzy as the aforementioned Purple Punch, it definitely still has that buzz that dampens the overall effects for me; that being said, it still is enjoyable, still a solid high, still gonna help you chill out some.. just not my personal favorite
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GG4

1/16/2022
need i even review such a classic, legendary strain? always have enjoyed strains from the Glue family, but GG4 is the OG. hard to go wrong with, as an indica lover; relaxing, perfect to zone out and get out of your head. hits heavy and fast in the best way, but only increases in effect over time. throw on some reggae and chill out. makes everything melt together, all sticky, like.. glue lmaoo but no, if you’re a regular smoker, you’re probably familiar with GG4, for a reason — it’s a reliable, happy, full-out high. 10/10
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Bubba Kush

1/14/2022
Reliable indica that always delivers. I’ve tried both flower and cart, both felt fantastic, relaxing, a traditional indica as you imagine it would be, in the best way. as a heavy indica lover, I’m a big fan. whenever i have the option, I’d get Bubba Kush over 75% of strains, if not more
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Gary Payton

1/9/2022
I’m a heavy indica-lover; i skeptically tried this strain (a hybrid), and to my happy surprise, it feels strongly indica!! like, heavy, in the best way, for sure. got my mind blank and relaxed, and my body even moreso. to me, it’s what you’d think of as a traditional indica, slowing things down, allowing you to daze off into whatever you’re doing, not so tiring that you’ll be laying down for sleep, but definitely enough to sedate pointless, intense anxiety into tasty breaths of fresh calm. would recommended to anyone who smokes to help themselves calm down and feel less anxious!!
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Grapes and Cream

12/28/2021
this strain’s like being at the planetarium, feeling all fuzzy and looking at the constellations and listening off-handedly to the person talking up front. I’m a heavy indica lover, and it’s got my seal of approval. usually, indicas with pinene make me a little too buzzy and give me rushing thoughts, but the pairing with ocimene here (surprisingly) seems to translate those effects into a tingly, relaxing body buzz that i can really enjoy, without a lot of hard or heavy thoughts. very relaxing, very very easy to chill and thoughtlessly engage yourself with your favorite show or what have you. also, insane how they nailed the name on this. i taste grapes, and i taste cream. not really a flavor i would seek out, i guess, but it doesn’t taste bad. just shockingly on-the-nose.
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White Cookies

11/30/2021
as a heavy indica lover, I’m shocked by how much I’ve enjoyed this strain! both White Widow and GSC individually would generally make me anxious, but White Cookies is somehow.. perfect?? my mind grows calm, my body gets heavy, my thoughts melt into positivity in a way few strains tend to make me feel, even if i keep hitting it continually. slow build but not at all unpleasant. exactly the effects i look for, and its taste is sweet, smooth, and not overbearing. i can enjoy things, i could be social if i wanted, but all the while feeling free and relaxed. surprisingly perfect. if you tend to avoid strains that could make you anxious, this is a safe bet for calm.
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Skittlez Mintz

10/14/2021
Fantastic! I’m a big indica lover — sativa strains tend to make me anxious. Although back some years when I was into sativas, I did quite enjoy Zkittlez, it’s much too high-energy a strain for me these days. The high Linalool can majorly improve any strain for me, but I still avoid sativas altogether. BUT! this is like a more indica version of Zkittlez, with less energy and more relaxation, that softens your thoughts and tingles throughout with calmness. I was drawn to kick back and just enjoy myself. There can be a little buzz, but it’s the type that isn’t a neurotic, fearful (A.K.A. Typical sativa) buzz like Gelato strains can induce in me, but rather, an extremely pleasant, very light and purely external hum that could easily translate to sociability; if you can’t socialize, though, it also felt perfect to watch a show you’re interested in, or I suppose, you could just do nothing at all! No wondering thoughts, no room for discontent, nothing but a state of bliss that was heavily sedating in the exact type of way that I love! A five star is rare for me, as I’m extremely picky (Though I admit, I would give 4.5 if I could, nothing personal!), especially for a technical hybrid. But if you’re a heavy indica lover as well who can get easily anxious from an average sativa or just someone looking for a bomb-a*s smoke, this is a solid strain.
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Sherbert

5/1/2021
i was a sativa guy when i was much younger, but the stress of life (plus BPD and ADHD lmao) has kept me as a heavy indica guy for a couple years now — sativas give me bigtime anxiety. this strain has quickly become a favorite for me!! its everything you could want in a strain. the body effects are fast and DEEP, and they hit significantly harder with each hit. you’ll have no choice but to relax before long. what’s really the kicker about this strain is the mental euphoria, though, which i rarely experience; it’s usually either a big body high that’s too sleepy to function or a mental buzz that makes me wanna jump off a building to relax, but this one genuinely frees my thoughts and makes it difficult to feel badly about almost anything. i could do almost anything right now and find a way to enjoy it and relax, which is pretty much the opposite of my regular life😅 highly recommended for anyone trying to get seriously high and enjoy life!!
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Banjo

1/24/2019
With no other way to describe it: This high hit me right off with this wild feeling of energy rolling down my body. A balanced high, mostly in your head, could be great to draw or walk with when you want a relaxed but concentrated afternoon. A bit social but not incredibly. Made me willing to take whatever happens in life.
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