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Recent Reviews12 total

Bazooka Joe G

11/17/2021
Interesting strain. Definitely a good choice for beginners or novice consumers. Didn't knock my socks off, but I did feel some arousal, euphoria, and pain relief. Flavor and high were both just mellow and nice.
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ArousedHappy

Marshmallow OG

11/17/2021
This strain made me crazy hungry, I ate three dinners.... Awesome flavor coming from marshmallow. Just as described, I'm high as hell. Just as high as when I smoked 25% Uber, but this Mashmellow tested at 19%. I also feel euphoria, and very very relaxed, should help with my nightly insomnia. Love this absolutely love it, just wish it didn't make me eat my whole pantry in one sitting
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxed

Peach Crescendo F-1

10/12/2021
This is a knockout strain. The nugs I picked up tested at 30% THC with about 19% total terpenes. Humaline was the top reported one at about 5.5 MG, Next was nerolidol 2 at about 4.7 MG. She packs a potent body high. My muscles had been really achy and she helped that go away. Couch lock extreme. Definitely was beneficial for insomnia, stress, anxiety, I felt euphoria, and very relaxed. You can still focus, but this is a strain for night or a movie at home.
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ArousedEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Lava Cake

8/31/2021
Wow, this strain is a interesting pairing. The flavor and aroma is something special, its smells almost like grape candy at first? Then you start to smell a chocolate cake? Then you smoke it and you taste that grape flavor and the exhale roles over to chocolate and doughy cake...? Unreal, helped my pain out quite a bit and sleep came natural with this strain. Made me hungry from the onset of the high and I had already eaten before consuming. I only got a gram cause I didn't know what to expect and will be buying more.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Mac 1

8/31/2021
One of the preferred wake and bake strains I've come across, MAC 1 is unbelievable. Its aroma is orange juice mixed with berry and cheesy funky skunk. The smoke is a bit earthy on the inhale and sweet and citrusy on the exhale. It definitely lifts you up and provides a creative spark while anchoring you to the earth with a relaxed feeling. Helped my mind relax and be happy, helped with pain. Made me love the world like only a few strains have. I keep going back for more
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHungryRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Cherry Gorilla

7/31/2021
This strain is like heaven, great for depression, heavy euphoria and body high. It will split your mind open and pour a goodie bag of happiness mainstream into the brain like pouring sugar from the bag into the pitcher for kool aid for mixing. As soon as you open it and smell it you know. Pretty good for stress, definitely one of the most potent strains I've tried, didn't make me paranoid, but could see how it could potentially make a new user to high and anxious? This was grown by illicit OXG, and tested at a whopping 34.42%, but I also tried it at 28% and it was just as potent. This strain will make you hungry and eat everything in sight so be sure to enjoy food before consumption. It has a strong gassy and lemon aroma with notes of cake or desert and you can taste gas filtering into berries and lemon on the exhale. Noticeably helped with pain, but the first thing that hits you is this incredible wave of euphoria and bliss. Didn't feel tired at all from a small dose, but when enjoyed in larger quantities I felt a bit low eyed and it did help me get 6 hours of solid sleep after smoking it all day. While it wont knock you out, it will couch lock you and make you pretty lazy and lethargic while taking away your worries and making you happy to be alive. Great stuff for chronic pain, headaches, stress, depression, and eating disorders. In 1 gram the cannabinoid profile tested at Total THC: 34.42% THC: 3.6 MG THCa: 388.32 MG CBDa: 1.02 MG CBD:
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxed

Alien Rock Candy

6/21/2021
Amazing amazing stuff, really helped my pain and uplifted my spirit, best I've felt in weeks. Taste like rock candy on inhale, then gassy, earthy, and citrus. High praise for this, parents strains did good, proper cannabis. Smoke was harsh
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Mint Face Off

4/4/2021
This is a knock out strain, prefect Indica leaning hybrid. Love this strain, have had no problem selecting it over others. Its potent enough even its shake is medical. Once I've built a tolerance and other strains are not as helpful I'll buy this flower and she says "What tolerance?" Helps the chronic pain in my joints and muscles, helps insomnia, anxiety, stress, depression. From the first toke you instantly feel face mints wash over your body and cleanse you of your pain and irritability. Serious attitude adjuster, she goes at the mind with a wrench and gets that loose bolt for you. Her aroma is of diesel, skunk, citrus, and spices. Her flavor is like giddy in your mouth. Inhale is of gas, exhale of mint, and cinnamon. Highly recommend for the Indica lovers and pain sufferers out there. Puts a smile on my face every time like a mint for my stink face.
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

MAC

4/4/2021
Gotta be one of the best medical strains I've tried, top 5 at least. Went back for a second helping from the dispensary in Illinois. Helped manage chronic pain, stress, and anxiety while helping family move. That flower was a godsend. It'll make you happy as could be and take away any racing or worrisome thoughts and replace it with bliss. Grassroots was the grower they did amazing job on this Miracle Alien Cookies. Be ready to be hungry, pain free, and happy if you find some of her beautiful flowers. I've never quite seen a flower more resin coated with trichromes, would look unbelievable under a microscope, she's got red and purple hues in there too. The aroma is strong and smells slightly like citrus, the flavor is amazing, more citrus and floral, with a noticeable sweetness on the exhale. Great anytime of the day smoke, love this about it, helped my pain and didn't put me to sleep. Can't give enough praise to this strain, Highly recommended
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Brownie Scout

1/18/2021
Wow, this strain is beautiful! The nugs glisten with frosty trichomes and the smell of the fresh flower is interesting. It has notes of Chocolate, this was surprising. When smoked it tasted like straight kief, I was blown away at how strong this flavor was. It was like smoking a whole one hitter of kief. It made me cough quite a bit. I noticed the high from it right away, good in the body and mind. Helped with anxiety, depression and insomnia, I found this strain to be highly sedative, 2 hours after smoking it was lights out every time. Bio chem would also do this, but this stain is even more sedative than that. Gonna set some aside for those days when I just cannot get any sleep because insomnia has taken over. I could definitely ne the OG Koticush nug structure Brownie Scout gets from its parent strain Platinum GSC. The nugs were kinda light fluffy and airy. First time I smoked it, it gave me a headache, Only that once though. The high definitely gave me munchies, and made me laugh and happy. I'm very thankful for this strain, anyone who suffers from bad insomnia will find relief in it.
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeTingly