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Recent Reviews10 total

Super Sour Diesel

4/13/2017
Provides a lot of energy and a profound sense of well being. The feeling of well being comes on immediately, but the energy and stimulation take about 20 minutes to kick in. Makes your limbs feel relaxed and relieves muscular pain. Does not give you brain fog, so you can still focus and work, socialize, exercise, cook, or whatever. Reminds me a lot of Jack Herer, but is more of a lucid high. Does not cause you to be lost in thought or distracted. Oddly enough, despite being a potent and stimulating sativa, I can go to sleep after smoking it just fine too. I suggest if you get this and are feeling tired, smoke it and then take a 30 minute nap. You will awake feeling very refreshed and ready to go. Better than coffee, better than antidepressants. Truly magical -- my main sativa now!
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Beast Mode

3/28/2017
Oh my GODDDDDD I peeled myself off of the face of the planet Pluto to write this When I first took a hit I felt like someone was drowning in a neon-lit purple pool, Then it felt like someone hit me in the jaw with a rake, Then I absorbed most of my environment's energy, received Beast Mode, and wrote this review Enjoy the most trippy experience one could desire
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Grape Ape

3/16/2017
Smells and tastes like grape gum and lemon drops. Puts you in a fantastic mood and helps you sleep soundly. Makes you hungry, like "eat twice as much as normal" hungry. Plus an interesting effect that no other weed to date has had on me: I turned into a grinning idiot who literally couldn't stop smiling and laughing while watching Beavis and Butthead Do America. I am an engineer with a Master's and this turned me into a total grinning moron LOL. You gotta try this stuff, but you better not have anything important you have to get done :)
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LSD

3/5/2017
This is a strain to look for. Put me in a VERY good mood nearly instantly, something which other strains rarely do. Made me very hungry and added a slight purple hue to everything I saw. Went outside to look at storm clouds brewing and suddenly wanted to get my pilot's license after seeing a plane descend down through the clouds and God rays. This is truly a magical strain and I should have bought a lot more than a gram LOL! Try it!
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Candy Jack

3/1/2017
I think this strain has a nootropic effect. Boosts your mood and helps you think/tackle projects. I could program Python on this stuff lol! Really great lightweight cannabis.
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Master Yoda

2/10/2017
This strain immediately hits you with a "pleasant" combination head euphoria and body high. The euphoria is not as intense as Versace or Granddaddy Purple, and it does not make you as insanely Energetic and highly as Green Crack, but is still very pleasant. I could see this being an excellent strain for a group of people being social, putting everyone at ease and relieving tension without messing you up too much or making you pass out. If you smoke too much, however, you will want to sleep, as the indica did of this hybrid take over at that point. Overall this is a really nice strain for relaxation and I would check it out on a free Saturday when you do not have to get anything important done, maybe just get lunch with someone or watch a movie.
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Green Crack

2/6/2017
Makes me REALLY giddy and energetic. Almost totally clear head if you don't overdo it. This is the best sativa I've ever tried! Doesn't make you very hungry. Great if you want to do chores, go jogging:hiking, play drums or video games.
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Harlequin

1/28/2017
This is a VERY unique strain. It calms me a lot and removes my pain, but does not inhibit my mind. I felt very very clear-headed, like I was not on cannabis at all, but with a positive mood. I could keep smoking it throughout the whole evening and continue to feel the medicinal effects without feeling mentally impaired, which is exactly what I like. Overall very effective medically, but it's certainly not a recreational strain. So I'm giving it a 5 for a medically perfect strain.
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Versace

1/23/2017
A unique trait of this strain is that it does not inhibit your mind much even after several hits, comparable to Super Jack. It gives a very comforting euphoria that's stronger than some other sativas I have tried. Tastes very good, too. Definitely worth trying if you want a productive euphoria with zero paranoia.
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Super Blue Dream

1/21/2017
I am not an experienced user by any means, but this strain makes me feel really positive and relaxed, like all of life's concerns instantly melt away, without feeling out of control. If you just have a little bit, you feel motivated and energized to do chores lol. Have more and it will put you to sleep. So be careful with the dosage!
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