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There I was, after a long journey traveling through the galaxy and I am finally able to touch the earths sweet soil with my toes for the first time. I have only heard stories of the times ones before me bestowed this planet with presumably mystical plants. After struggling to make my way through what I prophesized to be cannabis - I couldn't contain my curiosity and sampled a portion of the substances I was tasked with supervising. Due to my later closer analysis on the cannabis flower I sampled I learned that the happy, relaxed feeling and slight dry eye was caused by none other than Petrol Runtz grown by Forest Brothers. Although not as euphoric as one might expect, and having a lemon sage flavor the high is an enjoyable smoke during a rainy weekend.

It was my first mission to mars, being the only participant in this exhibition I only had Elon Musk's basic instructions for reference. Against my better judgment, when I landed my nerves got the best of me and I ended up hotboxing my helmet and contaminating my one source of oxygen with cannabis. Thank the stars that what I was able to smuggle with me onto the aircraft was Ice Cream Cake by Lemonati Farms. Testing at a out this world 26% THC. Convinced that this bud was grown by the illuminati themselves, the happy, uplifting, relaxed, and focused effects paired with the creamy lemon terp taste and floral aroma made this the perfect bud for space exploration. I felt as if I was an astronaut in the ocean when smoking this genuine ice cream cake. As my brain and body move in slow motion I would recommend this classic strain to anyone looking to sit back, relax, and enjoy the sun.

Dishonour! Dishonour on your whole family! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your goat! Is what mushu would say. After smoking this 22% THC strain from Green Koi, this goat took me to the top of the mountain. A great strain for recreational purposes, and happy vibes you are bound to be golden. The bud I was presented with was spongy, slightly sticky and smelled of synthetic strawberries. As I continue my journey through the mainland, I will be sure to have this strain on hand for the world looks as if I was sucked into a painting.

My alarm failed to stir me out of my deep slumber, but due to a stroke of good luck from mother nature, I instinctively rustled out of bed and prepared my morning cup of cannabis from Starbuds. The bud that falls out of my stash smelled sweet. The fluffy, sparkly, cared for nugs were just right for me. After taking my sweet time I then noticed I was out of exactly that... time! Double-taking at my watch, I grabbed a slice of toast (forgetting to apply butter) as I frantically ran out the door, down the street. The background slowly blurs and random peoples names start to appear out of what seems to be thin air. motivational instruments start to strum in the background as I bump into Headband-senpai. He tasted herbal and spicy with a hint of lavender. Testing at 24.3% THC grown by Green Koi, the world around me turned anime. Feeling as if I was wearing an actual headband this smooth smoke always provides a reliable uplift, the perfect strain for depression.

Hello to those in the future, I just completed my research on the legendary candy like strain MAC1. I am writing to you during one of humanities most difficult times. As a qualified cannabis connoisseur I am currently at risk of being shut down by those who have been brainwashed. However, I have managed to hide myself away long enough and gather a sliver of time to write this review. This creeper strain will feel as if clouds are slowly rolling into your consciousness.... just like the stereotypes that managed to assimilate their way into our society unnoticed. I was able to smuggle a gram of MAC1 testing at 26% THC grown by Local Grove into my undisclosed location. The terpene profile was horrific. Disappointed I was unable to experience the sweet creamy tart flavor that other stoners discuss in the dead of night, the strain was still able to lift my spirits for a moment. This particular MAC did not induce the escapist effects associated with this miracle strain as I had been anticipating. Although a nice smoke, and picture perfect bud, I hope to report to you again one day.

There I was, my expectations at an all time low, I roll up Trufflez. This harsh, terp-less cross of Zkittlez and Cherry Noir by Local Grove farms tests at 28% THC and it does show. A great recreational strain for anyone looking for the classic high feeling and mad coughing. After judging the Trufflez book by its cover, my expectations may have been too high. The buzz will feel like getting slapped by a water balloon. The euphoria hits you immediately and leaves you with a sting until the hype is over and now your tired.

The day was growing grim, all hope of a euphoria had flown out the window long ago. In my darkest of moments a hero saved me... FATSO by Local Grove. This giant, sticky, fat bud lifts you immediately as the head high hits you strong and fast. You will always be able to count on this 26% THC strain when you need an escape from a long day, or clear the clouds. With a hint of spice laced in each hit, this bud is bound to show you space for a quick moment leaving you dazed afterword's.

The heavy rain ASMR continues for its third day, the thunder rocks my seat but the potency of Franklin Fields Member Berry was so low I remained unfazed and balanced. Testing at 15.6% this strain will make you feel like you are traveling down the lazy river.

The smoke sneaks out through the window as the rain slowly falls onto my desk, the sharp lemon Lysol spray aroma coming from my freshly rolled joint of Lemon G by Franklin Fields, testing at 20% THC slowly lifts you into the clouds. The enjoyable, long high sharpens the mind but doesn't overwhelm you to the point that you tear up when a DrewIsSharing raid joins the smoking session. A perfect partner with a cup a coffee, this strain will wake you up and get you motivated for what the day holds - no matter the rain.

After showing off my beast joint rolling skills, I was relieved to be able to smoke Franklin Fields 15% THC Burkle. Feeling as if I stepped out for a walk and it started to rain, but only slightly. The body feels a fresh wave of calm vibes and the mind sit's back, relaxes and enjoys the show. Feeling chillier then a target ICEE, the strains terpless taste makes you take on the form of the banana flavored Laffy Taffy. As if re-living the ice-bucket challenge I am surprised this strain contains no CBD. It evens the emotions and is just enough to get you focused, and even enough to finish a research paper due in 8 hours.