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member since 2022

Recent Reviews5 total

Shishkaberry

4/20/2023
I abstained all day to try this strain. Whenever I go to the dispo, I ask for 4 of my favorites and 1 staff pick. I needed indica this time, and he recommended this. I fired up my pen to game and unwind, took maybe 4 hits, which is a small dose for me. It tastes like a vintage lemon hand wipe with pepper, as strange as that sounds. I felt my legs become warm and heavy, my head halfway there, with just enough sativa to keep your senses aware if you aren't in the mood to stare into space for 2 hours. I haven't had a strain manage to hit me this well in months, very pleased, will probably go on my list.
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ArousedEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

London Pound Cake

6/25/2022
Oh my gosh. My go to strain for the past few months, it got me through a lot of rough patches. It helps my ADHD, autism, depression, anxiety, and messed up back all in one swoop. It gives me the ability to get hours of tasks done I couldn't due to lack of motivation or anxiety. It relieves the pain induced by those activities, too. But when you're ready for bed, it'll put you right down. The flavor is smooth, sweet, easy to smoke, perfect for medical use. You can keep it in a pen and hit it whenever the need strikes. Fair warning that even with regular usage you'll be walking around in a strange windows 95 reboot loop, so if that isn't your deal find a different strain. Still much better than pharmaceuticals for me personally, and I can control the sedation.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricSleepy

Candyland

5/12/2022
I meant to buy a few indica carts and accidentally bought a few sativas...found my new favorites especially this one! Tastes sweet, generic, unoffensive, but the high is what makes it. It feels like when they offer you anxiety medicine before surgery. If you see this strain, it's definitely worth a try.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy

Merlot OG

4/14/2022
Strangest taste I've ever had. Sort of like old lady perfume, strangely enjoyable. Not much body sensation or couch lock unlike other reviews, but very smoothing and relaxing, great for sleeping although one or two hits is great for sitting down to get work done. A few hits of this concentrate is pretty great on its own, but piggy back a few hits of GG concentrate on top of it and they make a perfect couple for head + body highs with good lock. Beware, you'll eat half the kitchen.
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HappyHungrySleepy

The Don Mega

3/12/2022
Honestly I'm not sure where everyone got theirs, as I've had a completely different experience at the dispensary I get mine from in pre-roll form. It is the only flower I've been able to smoke without throat burn, it has a smooth earthy flavor that doesn't make me choke it down, and gives me wonderful couchlock. Definitely in my top picks after trying 10+ other strains.
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EuphoricGigglyHungrySleepy