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Recent Reviews13 total

Alien Bubba

11/25/2017
Extremely relaxing, perfect for night use. I took one hit and it kicked in about 5 minutes later. I felt very fuzzy, happy, and creative.
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ArousedCreativeGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Monster Cookies

10/9/2017
My go to strain when I'm ready for bed. Extremely relaxing. Definitely more of a smooth tingly body high which is nice. Not really anything that fucks with your head. I will be growing this, Sunshine #4, and Platinum Girl Scout Cookies on my next grow. I've tried almost every strain in different variations from my dispensary and those 3 are the TOP 3!

Platinum Cookies

10/9/2017
Very potent strain, one hit and I was floating around. Very euphoric, relaxing, and funny high. Made me come up with some really imaginative conversations with my fiancé and brother. One of my favorite strains.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Sunshine #4

10/9/2017
All I can say about this one is.... HOLY.... FUCKING... SHITTTT. Most potent cannibas I've ever smoked in my life. Smells absolutely delicious, tastes great, has a nice chest burn. Completely fried kind of high. I was definitely able to get shit done but I felt extremely socially awkward with other people when I was at the grocery store but my brother said it was all in my head.... ha (really strong weed) the type I'd smoke at like 8pm to chill with your people and watch some music videos or an awesome tv show.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Sour Tangie

10/5/2017
I feel this is an unfair assessment being that I took two Vicodin today (like an idiot) so I'm feeling like complete shit and drained. Usually nothing can make me feel better, nothing. I smoked this for the first time, turned on some "city of sun" and a blanket of comfort and relaxation came over me like a safety net. Grounded my mind and made me see clearly. Very focused high. Tingly and calming. I gave it a 4 out of 5 because it doesn't last very long at all but other than that it did something nothing else in the world can do.
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RelaxedTingly

Super Lemon Haze

10/4/2017
I bought it at a dispensary in Detroit. It smells EXACTLY like lemons and the smoke is extremely smooth. It tastes amazing but as soon as I took a hit my gums and mouth started going numb, exact same feeling you get when you rub cocaine on your gums which I did not like. I felt very tingly and eroused (which I did like lol) Definitely a Sativa strain but I was confused as hell, anxious, and disoriented, along with very slow reaction times. It was hard for me to type on my phone. Major paranoia for sure which I do not like and is the reason I gave it a 3 out of 5. It would be a great strain for someone that likes strong Sativas though and would definitely say it's for more experienced smokers.
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ArousedTingly

Key Lime Pie

10/3/2017
This strain is a smooth 5 star for me. It came over me like a nice cold blanket on a warm night. I felt overwhelmed for about 5 minutes and then it subsided into a very nice relaxing sedative. Very nice sleep and pain aid, no doubt. It made me tingly and I just wanted to hug my fiancé, get some nice booty, and pass out into a deep slumber 😁
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ArousedGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Pineapple Express

10/2/2017
I knew just from the reviews it wasn't going to be that great and... it wasn't. Not horrible by any means but I'm a lightweight and it wasn't very effective. You would need to smoke a hefty amount I feel to get a good buzz going. It killed my other better high that I had going from triple cheese (one of the best highs ever). I will try to stay away from this strain personally. I would call this a very clear headed, light body tingle, completely able to focus kind of high.
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Tingly

Triple Cheese

10/2/2017
This is my second 5 star review and it earned every single one of them. I didn't know what to expect and it was an EXTREMELY giggly, uplifting, relaxing high. You could use this for sleeping or daytime activities. I couldn't stop walking around but as soon as I would sit I was comfortable there too. I was extremely creative and talkative. Very nice strain. Will most likely grow this and "Sunshine" my next grow.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Strawberry Diesel

10/2/2017
This was a very smooth high. The first 15 minutes it felt like I sunk into my couch and it held me captive. I got paranoid for maybe 1 minute just because I felt so heavy at first but that was it. After that though, it started to just be a very mellow and chill high. The come down was very pleasant and relaxing. Definitely could use this for day or night smoking. Uplifting for sure.
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HappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted