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My eighth of this strain was grown by Nature’s Heritage in Maryland, and purchased at the Living Room. Normally, NH’s flower is subpar but in this case it was the complete opposite thankfully! I actually ended up liking it so much I went back to the dispensary the next day and bought another one, and I plan to get another one next time I visit as well. This strain is perfect for evenings where you have nothing but chilling planned. Visually, it’s extremely pleasing, covered in hues of dark and light purples and greens, and blanketed in a thick coating of sparkly trichomes. When I take a sniff of this strain I get earthy, funky, sweet, and gassy notes, earthy being the most prominent one. This batch I have also has 1.42% b-Myrcene which is fantastic for the Indica lovers like me 💜 on the exhale you do get those vanilla notes and some earthy and gassy ones as well. The high starts out in your head and over a course of 10/15 minutes spreads to your eyelids, and then down to your arms and body while simultaneously covering your brain with a relaxing warm blanket of b-Myrcene love. It’s like my body took a deep exhale. Next, you will slowly melt into your chair over a course of 30-60 minutes and become delightfully anxiety free and sleepy. Perfect for those nights where insomnia is really being a pain in the neck. Overall, 9.5/10; a great indica-hybrid strain for those who can handle high THC and sleepy terps.

Smells like dog shit on a hot summer day, in a good way. This shit is dank earthy skunky funky deliciousness. Some will say it smells too much like real dog doo doo to smoke it, but I disagree. This is one of my favorite strains for early mornings/daytime, really funny lineage (Dog Shit x Face Off OG) but all around very earthy and funky, great stuff. 🔥🔥🔥

Has to be one of my all time favorite strains. Potent, earthy, nutty, and sweet flavors come together to create the perfect balance. Smells just like peanut butter. I’m one of those people who loves everything peanut butter so having that PB flavor and nose combined with a strong indica high makes this great for nighttime use, or whenever you just want to lay back and not move from the couch for a couple hours. I’m smoking Kind Tree’s cut of the strain and the flowers are beautiful with hues of bright green and light purples, frosty, extremely sticky, and pungent.

Looks great, has that classic GMO smell, frosty, dense, great moisture, and hits me like a truck. Totally numbed my foot pain and relieved the tension in my shoulders and neck. Almost fell asleep a couple times.

Terpy, gassy, earthy and funky with slight citrus flavors. I have this strain in Live Resin Badder form made by Evermore Cannabis Company and it is truly excellent. My cut has 12% total terpenes with 7% of them being Myrcene, and if you know Myrcene then you know my friend Mr. couchlock and you will be meeting him if you smoke some of this! Overall love this stuff, great for evenings and nights where you wanna chill out relax play some video games eat some unhealthy but satisfying food and stay glued to your couch for a while. 👍👍👍

Great sativa strain perfect for early mornings or mid afternoons. Energizing, euphoric, and very tasty. Smells and tastes like citrus fruit, oranges specifically. All hail Orange Drizzle

Strong sweet grape and vanilla aroma, sticky dense purple and green buds with a lot of trichomes. Flavor has some grape which tastes fantastic but mostly gas. Feels like an Indica Hybrid to me, very relaxing and made me kinda sleepy. I got pretty hungry after smoking this too so have some snacks nearby if you grab this. Overall I really like this cross.

I love this strain. Smells so good, like sweet grape & cake. Buds are beautiful vibrant purple and green and absolutely covered in dense trichomes. One of the frostiest strains I’ve ever seen. Effects are spot on and work well to decrease my tremors and panic attacks. I mix this with Cherry Pie in my bong to help me sleep. This is a strong indica so make sure you don’t have anywhere important to go or do after smoking this. I’ll definitely be buying this again! 👌🔥

This strain is very popular in the Maryland Cannabis Program, I love this strain it is a perfect blend of gas, diesel, skunk, and cake flavors. It’s really hard to stay awake after smoking this, so make sure you smoke this in the evening or at night. This is the perfect strain for you if you’re a heavy daily smoker who needs a high THC and high terpene strain that also has strong gassy and sweet flavors and extremely strong indica effects. Every time I see this on a menu I get excited, it’s been the only thing that helped to reduce my tremors and chronic insomnia. 🔥🔥🔥

I have chronic insomnia and I’m smoking some of this before bed tonight and it absolutely feels like a real indica, quickly sets in after the first 30 seconds after exhaling, and feels as if it’s persuading my body to go to sleep. Flavor is nutty/herbal and smell of the bud itself is very herbal/menthol/cheesy. It sports dense, large, sticky buds with a variety of light and dark green leaves, bright yellow pistils, and beautiful trichomes.