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This strain truly is a unicorn as well as a jack of all trades. It's the only strain I've ever come across that hits all the marks for what l'm looking for in a cannabis product, At first I thought this was going to make me sleepy because several of reviews said it was great for insomnia and a lot of people got couch lock, Now, don't get me wrong, I don't mind a good sleepy weed Indica is my jam after all, Yet that wasn't necessarily what I was looking for with this, I didn't feel like couch-lock was going to be my game at the time either. Well, low & behold - it didn't hit me that way and as I read on, didn't hit others that way as well! I am more alert than before I smoked so that is cool, Yet I'm not hyper or anxious at all. I'm talkative guess you could say. I mean I have a lot to say I'm not really doing a lot of talking but I sure am doing a lot of typing! haha. I'm completely relaxed. My depression has lifted. Even my severe neck pain has subsided. I'm also feeling relief from my many medical and mental health issues. I basically knocked off every condition on the list as far as the fact that I got relief from Unicorn Piss with all of them. I'm talking ADHD, arthritis, scoliosis, psoriasis, depression, anxiety fibromyalgia, neck &!back pain,..I could go on forever. haha. So, to summarize - Unicorn Piss is amazing anyone that hasn't tried it needs to do so - IMMEDIATELY!

This was my first time checking out, Theory Wellness. As, I was just made aware of their existence a few days ago when Leafly showed me: "Dispensaries in my area" I recently moved back to Kittery (after spending a yr in Dover, NH) and have been going to East Coast Cannabis in order to obtain what my friends, affectionately refer to cannabis as - MY equivalent to that of air, water, or, blood - to the average human. You know... Something you cannot live without! My reason for checking out Theory was two-fold: 1. Though Eliot is close by, you CAN'T beat NOT having to leave your own town! AND... 2. After perusing Theory's online menu, it was clear, RIGHT AWAY, that their prices (as well as, EXTENSIVE product selection) were much better suited for my budget than that of, ECC. {I'm talking almost a $20 DIFFERENCE, in pricing - between the 2 shops, and for the same/comparable equivalent products!} That said, I am happy to report that the staff was friendly, knowledgeable & generally helpful - overall. The atmosphere was, in-a-word - Dope. Plus, like I said, prices: CAN'T. BE. BEAT! Add that to the fact that, I've, just now, sampled the product (and, am simply giddy, with delight) I will 100%, without-a-doubt, BE a repeat customer! I'm talking - Again... And, AGAIN...And, A-G-A-I-N!

Some guy on here said the effects of this strain are like "being hugged by a warm piece of toast" I'd like to agree. In a sense... Yet, for me it was "kind of" like the toast effect, except I took it a step further. My experience was "less" 'piece of toast' and "more": Everything bagel (grilled, NOT toasted) w/piping hot, fresh! (REAL) Salted -Sweet Cream BUTTER...Melted into ALL the crooks & cranies. Came here just to say THIS⬆️ Thank you & Goodnight!