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Recent Reviews11 total

Zurple Punch

12/2/2023
Had been feeling unusually awful today. Like early onset of a stomach bug but stretched out, just the sensations , no actual bug I don't think but a similar immune response has been triggered. Bought a Sandwich couldn't handle it, very strange for me Very glad I bumped into some Zuple punch - put a tiny bong worth on one of the British newsagents glass pipes and bounced the lighter on a bit and I've managed to eat the sandwich and don't feel all head sicky. Can always tell when I'm genuine sick after having some weed as the symptoms don't suddenly clear up and I've got to look at my usage but your just stoned ontop of the symptoms. Lots of sleep and water for me but what a great strain for it, nice mellow giggly silly cartoon character style high and symptoms actually delt with by the cannaboid system. Result !
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Biscotti

9/17/2022
As smokes go, Biscotti seems unique in its flavour as it genuinely has that hairdresser buiscuit taste and people have come to ask me if I'm burning buiscuits atleast twice. I used to smoke what I'd describe as skunk, constantly for years and years before finding pens and shake and now I try and restrict myself as I can get very weighed down by it and eventually, with over use, I will half way through a joint realise that within the trench of problems, the lader starts with not smoking skunk. as an occasional treat I (deletes unbelievably pretentious Harrods esque, Notting hill yummy mummy style speak) its nice to get something which is from Cookies Farms as I was in Southfields during lockdown and I've never been baked like that before. This particular strain is hard to Handle in terms of smell, it smells amazing but it's strong, I have a smell proof bag which usually gets me through and 3.5 grams was intense to transport. Effects wise it's a functional indica, quite classy in comparison to a Kush as it's also got a celebral uplift which increases the ability to do both sides of communication, unlike say a a Forbidden Fruit, which makes it hard to speak or an OG which makes it hard to listen. the physical sensation is also strikingly refined with good relaxation without slumping a nice body buzz without it being annoying to not be able to fully stone out Infront of a TV. Would fully recommend at the last third of a party if you've not been on it and want to sit with your stoned friends making fun of drunk people for a few hours before you go home. Mild Munch, but strangely stimulating around the stomach, I can eat but not that much untill we get to higher dosages. i could see oversmoking my way out of a sleep with it. 10/10 as an experience, not that medical for my set of condition's it seems
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Lemon Cake

9/10/2022
I was really pushing the skunk (as we'd describe it in London) to the brink, particularly with disposable carts of all different flavours, chained, constantly through the day. loads of really strong weed, super frequently isn't free of it's side effects and I stated to get my yearly desire to not have a variety of medical conditions which require cannabis which always leads to dejection and depression. This year I found some guy with ounces of what i'd call grandma weed, like a flashback to 1980 with a fish food consistency, a low strength and a volume to match, for about just over 150 GDP for 50gs. Really good for and that unique lemon- derivative simultaneous mood lifting and the mind calming element of cake make perfect for a case of the winter blues and a good morning smoke in general. wouldn't recommend it for a case of insomnia or high anxiety but certainly a notable strain for the wake and baker or the SAD warrior.
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Grape Kush

8/29/2022
personally didn't like it but can definitely see the medical uses for lack of appetite and need to sleep. Frustrating if you just want to sleep as the munchies are overpowering and you will eat a fridge but could see great for use after a long weekend on the sesh
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Tangerine Dream

8/20/2022
I'm genuinely impressed with the pain killing qualities of this strain which it displays without that much actual intoxication or impact on motivation at low to medium dosages Slightly higher in the tokes and it's much the same but more heavy and relaxing in the limbs and the muscles but cognitivly I find myself more thoughtfull, articulate and in the mood to ellucidate - I'm very impatient and curt with people but today got some difficult work done in a socially acceptable way and I complement that in part to this strain. I think it wouldn't be the good for nightime anxiety, unless you want to be made more awake and forced to confront an elongated stream of ideas about the problem, maybe it would be helpful, I just don't know Great strain for me today, thanks
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Strawberry Cough

8/19/2022
When I was younger, I guess about ten years ago now, I kept getting these ounces of Amnesia and actually went on a very big smoke with my misses at the time and since then have always been both in awe of and very cautious of any high end sativa. That particular stimulation is shared with Strawberry cough which is more refined in its qualitys imo, Amnesia dulls the edges around its energetic buzz making it heavier than the clear headedness of Cough. During this session I wasn't predominantly getting stoned rather than medicating for medical conditions and I still got stuff done. at higher dosages, becomes a very visual smoke with interaction with colour . It didn't cover my cptsd symptoms but certainly helped my mood and greet for a rest day for sure
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Blue Dream

3/4/2022
my primary concern today is CPTSD and mostly the physical effects of it ( rapid heart rate) and psychological (spiraling thoughts) and blue dream has a unique profile in that it relaxes the body whilst uplifting the mind but not causing couch lock or being too stimulating on the cardiovascular system. I really appreciate this strain on days like today
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Pineapple Express

2/23/2022
I'm so glad I managed to finally source some Pineapple express hash as I really didn't pay attention to the strain when I last had it about three years ago. I really like pineapple express as I've been very depressed recently and it's so good at creating a euphoric bubble to counteract the mood dip, there's a slightly psychedelic shimmer to it which is externalising ( in comparison to an introspective, meditative kush) so good when PTSD is trying to force me into confrontating my trauma or a 'threat' on my horizon. Quite slow to come on but quick in its incline and strong in its wooling. Glad I finally got to have an afternoon with this strain and very thankful to have it in my toolbox
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Sour Diesel

2/20/2022
this strain be Cray. seriously it's so acuratly named for its taste, I genuinely thought someone had laced my weed with desil. it's part of my Anti - Depression strain collection along with Tangerine Dream and Super silver and is the GET OUT OF BED strain. really, if you are struggling getting our of bed a vape of SD will give you the get up and go. very useful as a motivatior strain
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Limoncello

2/15/2022
Really suffering with S.A.D right now and this makes the morning so much more bareable and genuinely lifted my mood. A lifesaver this time of year for me
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