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member since 2021

Recent Reviews12 total

Lychee

7/19/2022
Local Mass dispensary had this in pre ground flower by Lemmonnade (cookies). This strain is GARBAGE. Worst strain I have ever gotten from any dispensary in the past three plus years. It smells like orange peels, it tastes like awful citrus, I want my weed to taste like weed, not oranges. This weed literally gives you the vibe that it was cured with orange peels like black market dealers would do in the 00's to make the weed smell "exotic". Besides the terrible smell and taste, the high is nonexistent I just smoked a gram and the high is so minimal you can barely notice it. Stay far, far away from this disgusting strain. I've smoked better mids than this crap. I'm contemplating throwing it in the trash, that's how bad we're talking.

Biscotti

6/25/2022
This is not fast acting medicine, apparently this strain is known for its creeper buzz. Had I known that when I bought it, I likely would have passed, as I usually like my medicine to affect me right away. But I have to say, after about 15-20 minutes the buzz does settle in pretty nicely. It's a solid stony indica, not sleepy though. The type that leaves you kind of stupid and prone to laughter. Not my favorite, but not terrible by any means.

Gary Payton

4/10/2022
For me personally, not a great strain. I got this on the recommendation of a local dispensary worker. I was looking for something calming, and something to stimulate my appetite but this strain did nothing in those departments. Gave me some pretty intense anxiety and did not have any sort of appetite stimulation. It's pretty to look at and smells/tastes great but the effects are not for those who have anxiety/gastrointestinal issues/

Thank You Jerry

12/18/2021
One of my new favorites. From Happy Valley in Mass. You can't you go wrong with a strain that's genetics include plenty of Chem, Gorilla Glue and Super Skunk. Eighth was one big nug and one small nug. Great bag appeal. Smells very floral and pungent, the myrcene from the GG really shines through without overpowering the other terps. Tasted as it smelled, floral, dank and a bit piney. Smoke itself was strong yet smooth. The reason I found this strain to be so excellent was how stimulating, yet relaxing it is without inhibiting function. This is the type of strain that is perfect for nighttime or daytime use. A perfectly balanced hybrid IMO.

Runtz

12/17/2021
Purchased from Commcan in Rehoboth Ma, let me first say, the bag appeal and smell of this is 10/10. Beautiful frosty purple/green dense nugs with a sweet, fruity, skunky vibe going on. The flavor some may love but personally I wasn't a fan. True to the name this strain tastes sweet like candy, IMO overly sweet, almost obnoxious. I wasn't able to really get any other flavor notes from this but sweet, sweet, sweet and just a bit of dank on the back end. The buzz for me personally was also not the greatest. This is the type of weed that hits you full on, instantaneously upon exhale. No creep or climb, just full-on baked right away. I found personally, it makes me a bit anxious at first but does seem to mellow out a bit after a while. Overall, good, but not one of my favorite strains. For someone looking for bag appeal, smell and exotic (overly) sweet taste, this is for you. For users looking to mellow out, or use cannabis for anxiety relief, this is not for you.

Grandpa’s Stash

12/13/2021
What a great strain. Nice nugs coated in trichomes. Pleasant yet not overly exotic in the smell department, has that nice old school skunky piney vibe. Taste was solid but nothing over the top, just a nice floral, earthy flavor. The smoke itself was rich and smooth smoke which is always great. While some folks may be disappointed because the effects of this strain aren't instantaneous, I found the creep high to be pretty great. Took about 20 minutes to fully set in, started off with an uplifting euphoria and mellowed out into perfect relaxation and feelings of wellbeing. Grandpa's Stash has a big nostalgia factor to it, hence the name. The lineage speaks for itself and is the epitome of classic old school "sinsemilla". I strongly recommend this strain to anyone looking to for something uplifting. yet very relaxing.

Critical Jack

10/21/2021
Purchased an eighth of Critical Jack flower from Strane in Mass. For all that it lacks in the looks, smell and taste department it makes up for in the buzz department. Small "popcorn" buds, very light green with light orange hairs, more fluffy than dense. Has a mildew/mold smell which I also noticed in Strane's Mendo Breath, not off putting at all but it almost has that dried in an old basement vibe.. Very uplifting buzz at first that slowly transitions to calm/relaxation. Overall, if your looking for something to wow you with looks, taste and smell this is not it. But if you are looking for a well priced strain that gets the job done as far as buzz, this is a great choice.

Mendo Breath

10/20/2021
Great strain. I purchased from the cultivator Strane in Mass. Beautiful trichome covered buds, great earthy taste. An indica that you can smoke during the day, as it doesn't pack the sleepy punch most 100% indica strains are known for. An A+ for me.

Peanut Butter Breath

9/20/2021
From Happy Valley in MA, I found this to be a a very lame strain. Had I known it was so purple I would have never purchased it as I find most dark purple buds pretty lackluster. In a 3.5 prepack I've found about a dozen seeds so far which is a major red flag. Nothing like buying what's supposedly premium cannabis and smoking a bowl only to hit a seed and get that awful seed taste as if you were smoking some crappy commercial weed. The buzz wasn't very strong and only put me in that "kinda high" realm. I have read many good things about this strain and would like to give it a shot from a different cultivator, but overall my experience with Happy Valley's Peanut Butter Breath was a one star and I would not recommend anyone purchase this strain from this cultivator.

Banana Punch

9/1/2021
Banana punch from Rev Clinics in Fitchburg Mass, thought it was rather mediocre. Faint aroma, just a bit earthy but really not very impressive. Same goes for the taste, nothing too good going on in that department either. The buzz is decent enough, but again, pretty average. If you like something mild, this is for you. If your an everyday smoker who prefers something stronger smell, taste and buzz wise, this is not for you. I've found that most Rev Clinics strains that are dominant in Limonene/Pinene are very mild and unimpressive.