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When I got introduced to Granddaddy Purp, I was in a 420-friendly state waiting on a...development. I had lived in a "dry" state and was really looking forward to going and thought I had done all the research I needed on cannabis strains and their effects. The effects of Granddaddy Purp were woefully understated. Like so many before me, when took my first toke, I thought I was doing something wrong because I didn't feel anything... ...so I took 8 more pulls. I was luckily on my way back to my room where my wife was waiting for me and she saw how narrow my eyes had gotten. When I laid down on our bed, that's when it hit me and it hit me like a freight train. The body high I felt was so intense and deep, I thought I was going to be carried out on a stretcher. My mind was calm like it hadn't been in years and I was literally in no pain, physical or otherwise. Then, something happened I have never experience before. My high, for lack of a better word, downshifted. It may have been from the numerous pulls but when the last wave hit it was so profound, that I could feel everything slow down around me. I was stamped into my bed for what I thought was four hours and I was still aware and enjoying the high. Afterwards, I could still feel the relaxation of The Purp but it gave me a fierce bout of dry mouth. This is turning out to be my go-to strain, especially if I'm having joint pain or needing to quiet my mind. All hail!

If you are new to the weed scene, a word from the wise: Matanuska Thunder Fuck will hit you like a slow motion right hook from Matt Hughes. The first couple of hits (if you are a traditionalist and roll) are a little harsh but tolerable and it won't seem like it's doing much. Then it will wash over you like a wave. It is a creeping high and when it hits, you will be done for the day. This is a close-out strain for those rainy days and melancholy night times when nothing is happening or expected of you.