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Recent Reviews12 total

Devil's Tit

4/10/2021
Like the review says, this Betty will put all Sativa Lovers to the test... but, I have found the oil to be much less nerve raking and much more euphoric. Great for outdoor stuff, like taking my pup for a long walk, which means a lot of pain for me, but this stuff does wonders for pain, as well. You may be able to find it already in RSO form at a dispensary or buy some Everclear, 95% / 190 proof booze, put your flower in a bowl or you can try I large syringe, 30cc works for small extractions, break your bud up just a bit (you don't have to grind it, just expose more of the flower so you get a good rinse), filter it using a coffer filter, etc. then using something like a rice cooker sit your bowl or glass down in the water (water bath) then distill off the alcohol and there you have it,,, homemade oil, ain't nothing like it when you made it yourself. Oh, yeah you can put your flower in the syringe, pour the alcohol in there, carefully put the plunger back in, shake it up a bit then squirt the extract through a filter, then either repeat filtering or move onto distillation. And I was just gonna say try the oil... PEACE, LOVE, AND LIGHT TO ALL THE GREAT AWAKENING IS UPON US, WE ARE ALL ONE, CONNECTED, THERE IS NO DIVISION, UNITED WE WILL PERSERVERE, DIVIDED WE WILL FALL.
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Localamster in Longview

4/6/2021
This is the place I go when I want real TOP SHELF GRADE FLOWER but not just that, indeed, it is the SELECTION, as well. For example, I went in there today and asked for their recommendation for an eight of Top Shelf Grade and then I bought it. Here's what she suggested: Gelly Burger, by Tranquil Forest, 16.4% THC (total/converted) and 0.1% CBD. I walked outside LocalAmster and the jar was hit by direct sunlight, so I took a peak. WHOA! absolutely beautiful, dark forest green to olive/black with a serious dusting of off white trichomes and tan to orange hairs. Aroma? Well, kinda like hamburger and jelly. The flavor was earthy, fruity, with a hint of all kinds of other flavors, VERY BUSY and delicious. THE HIGH: very subtle at first, but after 20 minutes I was very happy. I went for a long walk with my pup to put this strain to the test. My health is failing and I suffer from bad chronic pain to boot. Anyhoot, this weed killed all my pain while walking and that is a huge benefit. Summary, though I believe $45.00 for an eight is steep, if you are looking for a good daytime strain, I highly recommend. Having said that, I give all the credit to LocalAmster and the nice gal that sent this strain my way. Peace, love, and light to all.

SkunkTek's Send-Off

2/28/2021
I bought this beautiful bud on the fly in Oregon, I never heard of it, and since I am a serious Cannabinologist whom takes personal research very seriously, I just had to buy it... Very mellow, yet slightly pungent flavor, 22.7% THC, 0.05% CBD. The High: Wicked!!! It will not disappoint. Peace, Love, and Light to all.

Huckleberry Soda

2/24/2021
Greetings, Indigenous Alien here with another review. Okay, first and foremost, this is the most beautiful, PURPLE bud I have ever seen. It looks soooooooooo stoney and yummy. I have a moderate tolerate, I consume 30 to 60mg via full spectrum alcohol extract/oil and as much immediate/smoking as I need. By the end of the day, it can take some very potent flower to have an effect, but this bud packs a wallop. TWO HITS AND I WAS DONE! Want a beautiful surprise and high. Folks, in my opinion, weed does not get much better. Old school high with medical benefits, what more can you ask for? PEACE, LOVE, AND LIGHT TO ALL!
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5th Element

1/1/2021
This strain is one of the best and not just for smoking or vape,,, If grown and cured well, this bud has a very high resin content, which makes it a very good choice for some HOME EXTRACTION (ethanol, booze, 95%) or what the market likes to call RSO (Rick Simpson Oil) but we were making this stuff b4 Rick was an itch in his daddy's pants, and that calls for Naphtha as the solvent. Anyhoot, if you can find this gem, buy it, smoke it, oil it, or roll in it naked. I don't care! I do know this, you will love this weed, but the oil will take you to a place you may not have been yet... ... ...
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Super Sour Diesel

12/2/2020
I ENJOY READING REVIEWS THAT WARN NOVICE USERS OF THE POTENCY OF A STRAIN. lmgdartfo! I SAY THIS, FIND THE STRONGEST STRAIN YOU CAN AND GIVE IT A GO FOR YOUR FIRST HIGH... JUST DON'T SMOKE A WHOLE GRAM TO YOURSELF ! NOW THIS WEED IS PERFECT FOR BEGINNERS, WELL, AT LEAST i WOULD ENJOY WATCHING THE EFFECTS ON A GREEN HORN AND i AM SURE THEY WILL ENJOY IT AS WELL, PERHAPS A LITTLE COACHING WOULD HELP AT THE BEGINNING JUST TO KEEP THE NEGATIVE KARMA AWAY... THIS IS REALLY GOOD FUCKING WEED AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
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Biscotti

10/5/2020
If you are like me, sampling strains is a must, it is ESSENTIAL and quite rewarding.... So, I read about this Biscotti strain and lo and behold I found some!!!! LMAO! yeah, and this shit is "Da Shit!"... I am laughing my ass off and it feels like I am being tickled. And then there is the cerebral... la de la la ah la la la ah! lmgdfartfo Pull it together, Dank, you are a research specialist! Huh? Wait... Beam me up Scotty before I tap Cat Woman's ass... Yeah, it is real good buy it if you can find it... Peace
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Skunk 1

6/12/2020
Unfuckingbelievable... to put it in a word! Old school weed ROCKS the world!

Blackberry Kush

5/17/2020
I really like the alcohol extract (full spectrum) oil... best I've found for bedtime, but until two days ago, I had yet to smoke the flower. Understand, I spend a lot of money on cannabis because research is important...right? LMAO! So, it takes time to wade through the plethora of strains coming at us each and every fucking day of the damn year, so in a vane attempt to keep up with the growers, I often fall behind the times... INDEED, and that is where I am finding the best of the best - OLD SCHOOL is becoming the NEW SCHOOL. You can't go wrong with weed like blackberry kush. It is a major player for killing pain, reducing stress, and in the right form and amount... you will sleep like a baby. Peace and love to all, IndigenousAlien
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Dirty Girl

2/17/2020
Yes, I am the original Indigenous Alien, but we are becoming many, and weed like Dirty Girl does much to help push our cause through. I use it in both forms - Alcohol Extract from DD, banging in at 57% per gram or 570 mgs for under $15.00 - Flower grown by Rolling Farms, Produced by Smokey Point Productions, 22% $8 gm Also, I may have submitted a review for this strain already, but cant remember exactly, so that oughta tell ya just how good the flower is. IT DON"T GET ANY BETTER... and there is a huge reason why this strain rocks you like a hurricane... and this is called THC-V, or what some call the "Sports Car" of cannabis. I am not going into all the data on this exquisite, extremely potent compound, but wait... there is more, but in order for you to appreciate what this strain offers, you need to try it, try it in both forms and you will be delighted. THC-V is not found in all cannabis, indeed, it is special in its ability to stimulate rather than sedate and it suppresses appetite. Yeap, I just said that it SUPPRESSES APPETITE! Believe it! But wait.... that aint all... you must take it orally to get other special effects. A drop or two or three or four ... .... of oil extract, dosing depends on your tolerance, so if you've never made your own cannacaps then have someone aid you. There are numerous sites that have the formulas for making such treats. Anyhoot.... I take 50mg to 70mg of FULL SPECTRUM and that, my friends, will pick your ass up and get it moving with a big smile pasted on your face.... BE CAREFUL WITH THE AMOUNT OF OIL YOU USE, START LOW UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW YOU WILL REACT TO THIS COMPOUND COCKTAIL... If you take too much oil, you will not feel good at all. You may notice a feeling similar to a blood sugar crash,,, shaky, light-headed, , etc. Simply drink some OJ or AJ or eat then lay down for a half hour and you should be good to go, if not, and you still fill lousy, well, then you took WAY TO FUCKIN MUCH! and you'll just have to wait it out.... NO IT WILL NOT KILL OR HARM YOU... .... ... permanently. There is a small learning curve with oil and edibles, but the payoff is huge and very medicinal if needed. Of course, you can always just buy flower and smoke it, but finding "Top Shelf" Dirty Girl is not easy on our area. I just found high grade flower locally and it is amazing but a different experience than the oil... I say, if you can find the flower then buy it up, but I see the oil much more often. Peace, Indigenous Alien