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Chem OG I just hired myself as my own therapist. I worked out in my mind that I work so hard to give so much of myself most of the day that I get a little selfish at night.

If you are sitting up, maybe you can chill a little while. But watch out if you lay down, lights out, your eyelids are too heavy to hold up now. Great taste, oh wow. Really happy high.

I solved climate change. See, the Earth is developing another equator, based on planetary bodies orbit pull. Not at all related to anything we do on Earth, hence we cannot correct it! We aren’t causing it and we can’t stop it. Temperatures will swing greatly, or not, depending on the orbital patterns. I thank Josh D OG for both showing me what is giving me a sinus headache and simultaneously solving said headache. Immeasurable barometric bursts. Think of other planets relation to one another, it can be a bumpy ride! This one is a creeper, modern medicine, some good Indicuhhhhhh, best be Friday night!

Larry gave me the night of one thousand orgasms. He puts the Oh, God! in OG. Steps to reproduce: Fire up the Volcano to 374°F. Grind up 0.12g Larry OG by Ohio Clean Leaf. When temperature is ready, bag that Larry up. Smoothest taste I have ever tasted, bag after bag. This was the first thing I ever Volcanoed that didn’t get stale after 5 minutes. Listen to anything with or like the absolutely beautiful voice of Chino Moreno. I had planned for at least a little staleage, which much to my pleasant surprise did not happen at all. I sent a little down below anyway and had very nice thoughts courtesy of Chino’s voice. After all that was over, I watched this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/G6NrxM6aIMM Watch two of the most beautiful men talk about a song. Too bad they only give the “girl” credit for “backup vocals”. They must have missed her shredding the #%!* out of the bass guitar in high #%!*ing heels. I do forgive him for pronouncing Maynard like Manyard, because he kinda looks like Brett Favre. Christians don’t run around thinking they are not going to getting sick. Expected Result: Pain relief, a little relaxation after a busy week. Actual Result: Larry gave me the night of one thousand orgasms. He puts the Oh, God! in OG.