Bio-Jesus
2/26/2021
For starters, I'm not an experienced "consumer". I've smoked maybe 20 times in my life - now 49. I have a Xanax prescription to manage occasional acute anxiety... mostly taking it at night to help me sleep. I never liked putting that crap in my body and always concerned about dependency. So when Illinois went legal, this was my first flower purchase.
I have mixed feelings about this but any negatives your about to read are most certainly a "me thing" and certainly not indicative of this strain I'm sure.
The good: When things work well, one hit from this is enough to send me into a sweet, soft, calming place where I'm quick to find sleep. It really is wonderful and nice. Another incredible plus is that sex is mind-blowing while high on this strain. Without going into the gory details, sensitivity is through the roof. It's really spectacular. Orgasms are the most intense I've felt since I was a teenager and I may say even better. Absolutely amazing!
The bad: Again, this is probably a "me thing" but I've had two very bad highs while on this. The first was probably my own doing when I popped a Xanax before bed, washed it down with a small glass of wine, then after not being able to fall asleep even after all of that, decided to get up and hit the Bio-Jesus. Ooops! Bad idea!! I felt a feeling similar to what happens before you pass out... nervous stomach, cold clammy skin, sweating. I knew I was ok but would be in for a ride so I threw a pillow on the floor to lay down there (so I didn't fall out of bed if I passed out). As I started laying down everything went black. I woke up with my head on the pillow fortunately but seems I may have whacked my leg HARD on something when I went down as it was very painful for a couple of days, making me wonder if I also had a seizure or something. After the "incident" I was fine... jumped back into bed and was out. I attributed this all to the stupid mixing I did and figured I'd be fine if I didn't make that mistake again. Well, last night I hit the Bio-Jesus again, ONCE. There was something about it that whacked me instantly. An hour later I was in the same situation except this time I managed to talk myself through the experience for an hour before I started coming out of it. VERY unpleasant out-of-body type experience, heart racing, sweaty, clammy, some nausea... pretty much a waking nightmare.
I'm starting to think this is a combination of me being hyper-sensitive to weed along with this strain being very potent. Unsure exactly why it happened to me with no other influence. Well-fed, hydrated, not under stress, etc.
So, heads up to anyone who may be new to smoking or simply more sensitive to weed. I have read that others feel this is a heavy hitter so enjoy but be careful!