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Great googily moogily!! Man had I known aging this delectable strain for 4 weeks after harvest would load the trigger of a big buncha badassery! A Blast of creative coronal mass ejections that bubble up and make you make stuff... And then a real tight, bright energy that helps you get to the task at hand. Creates a calm confidence that improves clarity and focus. Did I mention the focus? no "dumb-pothead" here man, this stuff has me falling in love with organic chemistry. I'm all for human photosynthesis BTW. So I'm heading into the fourth song already... my fingers hurt, Bu tI have like nine other ideas I want to get down first. This is ridiculous!! and I'm STILL WRITING!! LOL! I <3 Kush

Growing this plant was a real treat! I started with know-how from my grand-dad!! It grows like a champ when treated well but when treated badly it becomes a twisted, broken, scraggly MOUNTAIN of delicious gooeyness that demands the utmost in restraint to resist the chop-n-dry! So cool. I love this strain. So, just smoked about 2g of Artisan Homegrow Old White Widow. This plant was harvested last month and dried and cured to a stanky danky sticky crispy that is better than Salt and Vinegar on fish 'n' chips. OMG! :) Overall calm and happy, peaceful easy feeling with the ever present "hey let's go do something!" Maybe that's just me high. :p I noticed a complete absence of cough. Really smooth, almost "aerosol" smoke. And it opens the airways nicely. probably good for colds. Slighty warming sensation all over but my nose is cold! HAHA!! really deepens the lungs! I'm taking big deep breaths now, where with strains like Diesel, and the Kush's I'm coughing. It's clear though that younger, under-dried White Widow WILL give you BLINDING headaches. The plant has to be old. Strange, there's a lovely poetry in that. :) I got 99 problems, and Old White Widow ain't one. :)

So this is a Gnarly grower when cultivated correctly. Flowering is like watching fireworks. Picks easy. Trims up quickly with good separation between the nug and the leaf. You won't have all that gooey deliciousness on your microtips! LOL! Dries out really evenly to a good crisp. Smokes nicely and gets you good and stoned. :) great with friends! and it smells, "mmmmm, good..tee, hee, hee..." The after "funk" smells kinda like burnt pizza... Well mine does at least. :)

So this is a Gnarly grower when cultivated correctly. Flowering is like watching fireworks. Picks easy. Trims up quickly with good separation between the nug and the leaf. You won't have all that gooey deliciousness on your microtips! LOL! Dries out really evenly to a good crisp. Smokes nicely and gets you good and stoned. :) great with friends! and it smells, "mmmmm, good..tee, hee, hee..."