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Recent Reviews24 total

Purple Haze

11/24/2019
I think I got bogus Purple Haze. The effects are more like somebody crossed Purple Bud with some sort of Haze and ended up with an Indica leaning hybrid much to my dislike. Regardless, what I got is nothing like it's lineage should be. I'll be thinking twice before trying "Purple Haze" again. What a let down.
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feelings
Sleepy

Tangie

4/14/2018
Paranoia! I'm a Sativa guy and was much looking forward to this strain, but the high was just a blast of paranoia for me. Medium-hard hitting and nice flavor of burnt orange peels. Might try again from a different producer, but likely not.

Acapulco Gold

10/21/2017
A classic Sativa all must try, in order to understand what smoking weed is all about! Take a little Acapulco sunshine with you everywhere you go, with ACAPULCO GOLD 🌲🌞🌲
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feelings
CreativeHappyUplifted

Magnum PI

10/10/2017
Sativa lovers rejoice! After a few puffs on this I experienced blissful euphoria I was energized happy and focused! Made me super friendly to all the people in the market. lol Felt like I was on top of the world and could accomplish anything! This Sh. is Fiiiiiire tasty and smooth. This was right in my sativa wheelhouse and a plan to be back for more
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feelings
CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyUplifted

Amnesia

9/22/2017
Amne-zing! Flavorful and smooth. Energetic with bouts of epiphanies, but not very clear. High makes me dazed to the point of distraction. Making it more difficult to stay functional. Didn't get epic munchies or dry mouth. I did laugh and have a good time. personally, I like a little more balance of functionality and high. This strain warrants a try and is better than most.
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feelings
EnergeticEuphoricHappyUplifted

Pink Lemonade

8/16/2017
Overly relaxing, tension in head from a high that can't seem to fully express it's self. Low flavor profile becoming more typical of retail cannabis flower. The high couldn't shine and neither could the terpenoids. Mix that with a semi-hard hitter and it's a pass for me. I like to use cannabis as a tool and I can't think of any personal uses for this strain. Might be great if you're just looking to get high.
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feelings
EuphoricRelaxed

Pink Lemonade

8/16/2017
Not sure I would label this one as daytime meds. I immediately felt like laying down. Would not consider the high to be very balanced. In-da couch, I'm in-da bed. 😂👌 Not tired, super relaxed, little tension in the head from a high that can't seem to fully express it's self from too much of a relaxing affect.

Northern Lights #5

7/25/2017
The Hobbits thought they were sharing the finest weed in south farthing with Ghandalf, but what they didn't know is that Ghandalf kept something even better for himself, and that was NORTHERN LIGHTS #5. What more could anyone want besides a well brought up batch of this luxurious smoke? I don't care if you're a Sativa or Indica person, everyone who enjoys smoking Cannabis flower MUST TRY THIS STRAIN. Smells like a sweet, citrus, pine forest. 🍊🌲👃 Smoke burns so smooth, so clean. Tastes.. better than the finest weed in south farthing. Happy high. ☺ A well grounded euphoria floating on cloud 9. 💨 A little relaxing, but totally functional. Five buds and a half. 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲1/2
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feelings
CreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Green Crack

9/14/2016
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feelings
EnergeticFocusedHungryRelaxedTalkative

Alien Walker

7/15/2016
Thought I found my new favorite strain but this time it's waaaay more Indica leaning. 😞 The last time I had this is was like a sativa dream come true. This batch is more of a couch locker. lame. This is a good example of why I should be able to grow my own weed. F U WA state.