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Recent Reviews9 total

Animal Face

3/10/2020
I've been growing this strain for about two years and it's my favorite of all time. The cut I have is incredibly aromatic, with a complex profile that's heavy gas up front with a blend of spice, fruit and earth in the background. Incredible flavor and a high that is very strong but still leaves you functional and relatively clear headed so you can get things done. A+ in every way.
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The Honey Cellar

12/17/2016
I spent a week looking for the best concentrates in Colorado, and this was the spot. They had the best selection, the highest quality, and the most knowledgeable staff. A+ all around.

Purple Urkle

1/18/2015
I got two ounces of this particular batch, and it was some of the finest marijuana I've ever encountered. Perfectly grown, trimmed and cured, the buds were a deep violet and heavily caked with resin. The smell was typical of most purple strains, with that uncanny grape scent. This stuff hits hard and fast, leaving you blissfully relaxed for a couple hours before easing you into a restful sleep. Definitely best used as a night time smoke, and my all-time favorite for pre-bedtime sessions. Fantastic.
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Cheese

1/18/2015
I don't like to leave negative reviews, but this is my least favorite strain. It's not for lack of potency--this stuff is plenty strong, but it makes me feel like someone hit me with a stupid stick. My brain literally just stops working, and I'm left feeling like a hapless fool. Some people might be after that kind of effect, but it's not my bag. Scent and flavor are pure stinky cheese.
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Northern Lights

1/18/2015
A classic. I've had this strain many times, and the most reliable constant seems to be the understated sweet hay scent that Northern Lights reliably presents. Strength of the effect is typically strong but not overwhelming--this would be a good strain for newer users to see what indicas have to offer without getting an instant KO punch.
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Super Lemon Haze

1/18/2015
Very interesting strain. Has a very powerful lemon scent (that didn't carry through to the flavor very well, unfortunately) and beautiful bud structure with huge crystal-caked calyxes. Extremely potent, two-hitter-quitter stuff for someone with a very high tolerance. The high is very strong and mostly cerebral but with a moderate body buzz as well. What was disappointing to me about this strain (and the reason I give it 4 stars) is that it tended to make me sleepy a couple hours after having some. In certain situations, that might not be a problem, but I got this as a sativa daytime smoke, so while the herb is really strong, it didn't quite fit what I wanted it for.
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MK Ultra

1/14/2015
Good nighttime option. Very earthy scent with some skunkiness on top. High is a strong body stone followed by a wave of sleepiness that comes about an hour and a half later.
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LSD

1/14/2015
This is a strong hybrid with a super body stone and strong psychedelic effects the first time or three, but it quickly becomes a bland experience with repeated use. I've noticed this same trend from the LSD strain from multiple batches of flowers. The smell reminds me of cat urine in the jar, but when ground up many more pleasant notes take over--pine and skunk, primarily. Not awful, but definitely not my favorite. Overall, this is an interesting option if you're only looking for a gram or two, but if you want more than that, I'd look for an option with more staying power.
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Kali Mist

1/14/2015
My favorite daytime strain. Smells like earthy incense in the jar, but breaks up to smell (and eventually taste) very floral, with some of the incense notes still in there, along with some fruity scents and flavors for some batches. The effect is a bit of a creeper, but is strong and long-lasting. It's impossible for me to not be happy with this strain. It also has a tendency to cut through the high of other strains, and it makes me very hungry. Perhaps best of all for daytime use, there's zero fatigue during or after. Great, great stuff.
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