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Recent Reviews18 total

Wedding Crasher

8/23/2021
4/5 Stars ⛽️🔥🔥🔥🔥 I really liked this strain. I had an 1/8 from Humbolt Farms & it was marvelous. There was a chilled berry flavor that sprung from the glass bottle when I opened it. Like how when you bite into some freshly washed grapes... that soft fruity aroma was everything. 🍇🫐🍒 They high was good too. I don’t remember so it must have been. Feelings of relaxation, but it’s not heavy. You won’t feel like falling asleep, but, I would say this is a good strain to play video games or do something creative. It would even be a great group smoke. Overall, I would suggest it. It’s chill enough to sit you down but not knock you out. A perfect hybrid of flavor & effect. ⛽️🔥🔥🔥🔥
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FocusedHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Mochi

8/23/2021
3/5 stars. 🔥🔥🔥 "It's Okay" Mochi made me relaxed, not sleepy. I had a bottom shelf 1/8 from DimeBag & it was still 28%. 💪🏾 Flavor was there, I always highlight that because I smoke out of backwoods & the flavor is still good... or in a bong the terps really stand out. 🍨 Mochi tastes like a cookie + sunset sherbet with a bigger emphasis on sweet cream than cookie spice. 🍦 Good for evenings in, or parked car chronicles. Stimulates appetite & can glue you to the couch. I did experience a creeper effect, like I didn't feel very high and thennnnn Boom. Schleep. Lights out. Just make sure you can relax after you smoke 💨 You'll want to.
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HungryRelaxedSleepy

Gelonade

2/27/2021
Dope. 🔥 Tastes like a bag of skittles. Definitely the best tasting strain I’ve had in a while, it’s like a mix of forbidden fruit & biscotti. 🍬 The vibe is mellow enough for you to fall asleep on, but still smooth for a functional day. Definitely something to smoke before a meal, stimulates your appetite a bit, but nothing too crazy. Rating: 4:7/5 ⛽️🔥🔥🔥 *(Always smoke before you eat, it’s better for your teeth.)* By the way, The brand of the 1/8th was from Humboldt Farms and purchased at Blum dispensary in downtown Oakland.
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FocusedHungryRelaxed

Berry White

4/26/2019
Smooth, deep, and complimented by an orchestra of strings (or orange hairs). Berry White is Guaranteed to lightly stifle you while filling your spirit with upbeat information. I have had the flowers from Phytologie Wellness, but I’m currently medicating with a vape from Bloom farms (also available at Phytologie). Think Berries & cream 🍇🍓🍨 or... no definitely Berries & Cream ⛽️🔥🔥

Cookie Dough

4/11/2019
You need a full 8hrs? This Cookie Phenotype is perfect for you! Buds are purple and a crispy green with a complimentary berry sweet bread flavors 🍇🍞. I rolled this sweet Mary in a Fronto Leaf with some Master Kush crumble and a Jetty Dablicator just to seal it. Some real Gas ⛽️🔥🔥🔥. My only complaint is the cotton mouth you get. Have plenty of water on standby. P.S. I got my first batch from Sereena at Phytologie Wellness by Kings Garden Brand and it was “Amazeballs!” as she put it. It was a $20 gram though. My second batch I got from Jon over at Blunts & Moore. That the shmoke that has me up at 8:15am writing about last night. Fye!!! 🔥
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedHungrySleepy

Purple Punch

3/4/2019
!!! I love me some purple punch 🍇🥊 Deep sweet flavors . Almost like smoking a grape soda🥤, Super dark almost blue & green colored buds with a sprinkle of pink & orange 🍊. I’ve seen buds be either cookie like & dense or Kushy & voluptuous. But I’m both instances I can smell Childhood paper cups filled with Red & Blueb Hawaiian Punch. If you love indica or purple this my caviar of purple. Fasho some Gas ⛽️🔥🔥🔥 #THc

Dream Queen

3/4/2019
Top 3 Best Tasting Weed All Time !!! 🍧 I finished 1/8th today empty bag still smell like candy 🍭The high is mellow but not slumping; something you might smoke while a watching anime or comedy. Socially I would suggest sharing with your lover or crush. This one ain’t fo da homies.. nah this for us. Baby Gas ⛽️🔥#THc

Jack the Ripper

3/4/2019
This is some Koo. Great for fueling activities & deep conversations. Berry Pine flavors I would highly recommend a paper plane for this smoke.

Forbidden Fruit

3/3/2019
Gas ⛽️🔥🔥🔥 Best strain in Cali all summer 2018. Flavors on Crispy Grapefruit 🍊🍋 & Firm purple grapes 🍇 . Virgil sent the colorway too ! I’m talking Purples, lemonade pinkss, blood orange & deep fall greens.

Pie Hoe

3/3/2019
4.5/5. ⛽️🔥🔥🍇Grape flavor on Grape skittles. The OG elements gives you a full spectrum body high without slumping you. leaving a mellow & functional but fun at work. I bought a gram of the pie hoe #4 from kings Garden when I was working at Phytologie. I paid $23 After tax & That plus a wood means this a $25 blunt. Prolly woulda been better to get an 1/8th . I shoulda 🤷🏾‍♂️
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ArousedEuphoricTalkative