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Absolute F'ING GAS ⛽ Godddddddddd this stuff smacks you in the jaw and doesn't let up. Big head effects, super cerebral. It's racy at the start in a wild way but mellows out - overall just a stand-up hybrid that packs a punch. Personal top 5!

I regret not getting more of this shit when I had the chance. FPOG instantly became one of my faves, I was so blown away - sparkly, vibrant, giddy, and ALL without the uncomfortably-electric undercurrent of most sativas. FPOG kinda does it all AND does it with style. If FPOG was a real girl, I would make her my wife and everyone would want to be her friend.

YO THIS STUFF SLAPS ASS. If you're looking to CHILL, and I mean SIT your ass on the couch and CHILL, I mean TAKE a nap, I mean ZONE out, I mean RE-LAX and for the love of god eat your entire month's food budget in one sitting, GORILLA GLUE IS THE STRAIN FOR YOU. Like its namesake, GG is heavy and thick when it hits, and doesn't let up. Great strain for anxiety and insomnia. Do not drive, operate a vehicle, or other heavy machinery ;)

God bless Platinum GSC. This stuff never disappoints. Much like sinking into a warm bath with a white russian in hand, PGSC offers an enveloping and utterly pleasant body high followed by a heady rush of Wow, Everything Really IS Going To Be Okay!. Phenomenal strain for pain and stress management, but also a great choice for watching movies, playing games, etc. Also, the flower is just so pretty - lots of pretty olives and lavenders, very unique and dense and powdery as hell. LOVE me some PGSC.

Hoping I didn't get a sub-par batch, but found my foray with Cookies and Cream to be too... static. The sativa characteristics were clear and bright - alert, sharp, electric - but without much body to it. Came across as more sickly-sweet than nice and sweet, and it persisted, leaving me feeling caffeinated and high at the same time, which is sorta agitating. The sleepy sentiments are true though, too much will have you ready for a nice nap and snacks when you're done. Pain relief factors are also a plus. Just not the strain for meeeeee and that's okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

WHEW. Diesel is right - it takes you for a ride. Peppy and combustible, offers a full gamut of pleasant tingles, some cerebral thrill, and a real good attitude about life. If you wake up and dread the day, this strain is your friend. If you want to get high and be productive, this strain is your friend. That being said, all this comes with increased chances of anxiety and uncomfortable flutters or an overly zapped-up feeling - and THAT being said, as someone a little sensitive to Sativa Anxiety™, Sour Diesel has never been too bad to me. 4/5, she's an understandably tried-and-true good time.