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(tl;dr) smells and tastes like chai, maybe cherry; hits smooth; good for motivation issues/depression/anxiety; pairs well with blue dream; body/mind high with tingles, horny, and positively altered senses/mindset :) so i got 2g of this gem for only a dollar ! probably part of some deal i scored at my dispensary. anyways, cherry dosido by yada yada packaged 01/03/23 tests at 25.214% THC, and this stuff is legit. i open the bag and immediately get hit with the most spice bazaar-esque fragrance. it’s woody, piney, and smells like chai. for the record im a desi college student, so to my desi smokers, this pouch smells like elaichi (english translation: cardamom). smells like how my house would as a kid when my aunt made milk chai or green tea with elaichi. very nostalgic and beautifully fragranced undertones if you can get past the weed overtones of course. bong hits are smooth and leave a really nice woody aftertaste in my mouth and throat for a while. it is spicy/bitter as well as strong, so i can see how it’s called “cherry” dosido. bitter-ish like a cherry on the exhale. this strain is packaged as a hybrid but i really like it for daytime activities. everything is enchanced or elevated: music, my mood, my motivation, and above all, my libido lmfaaooo. smoked this after my first round of studying but before seeing my bf and did we have a time ! but after that i was hit w a rush of creativity and motivation. i’ve struggled w my mental health since middle school, and somehow got decent A/B grades from then all the way thru my first quarter of college, but i almost failed my second quarter of college bc of my mental health: this strain, however, is almost the perfect antidote for my motivation issues. i can see why it’s a hybrid because my eyes are definitely heavy, and my mood is lifted/relaxed, but my brain is working overtime, which makes me want to do things. go for a drive. study. sit in the library. read. watch a show. write. i’m a cell bio major minoring in psych so i feel my analytical brain burns out because i don’t get to be creative nearly as often as i want to. again, this strain is a holy grail for me because it’s a very creative strain that i use to help me get ready to power through the day. i’ve only written a review on this site for blue burst because that was particularly review-worthy/inducing, but so is this strain. i’ve always enjoyed reading, writing, and analyzing more entertaining and therapeutic than the average STEM major does, and this strain helps me embrace that side of myself. i see myself pursuing an MFA or writing/conducting research or some shi off this stuff. maybe i’ll collect degrees like infinity stones in the future off this stuff. who knows. side note: this paired w blue dream, another daytime strain id love to review soon, is the perfect creative flow and study mix. i love cherry dosido and i can’t wait to get more than a 2g freebie of this !

this makes watching ur fave tv shows or play ur fave video games so much more fun. smile on my face for a rlly long time. if i was around ppl i’d love to talk to them rn. so excited to jus do things! but yet i’m so relaxed and cozy. truly a beautiful creation. this baby is the aphrodite of weed to me, she’s so pale in color when ground and smells so sweet and creamy (w slight gas undertones). yeah season 4 of “you” jus came out and it’s my fave show so i gotta go before this *perfect* high wears off!!!! omfg munchies are real w this one but idc it’s ignorable. ever so slightest bit of paranoia but again, also ignorable. love this strain so much. kay happy viewing/gaming/whatever my friends

blue burst is easily top 3 for me. i say this because i have never left an online review for anything, yet here i come to put y’all on to this beauty. and i mean really put y’all on, because i could write an entire grad thesis on this baby. but of course, i’d be smoking this while typing it. to start things off, i’d describe this strain as the protagonist’s strain. i swear i don’t want to sound like a 12 year-old but this strain really gave main character vibes! as i’ll probably describe later, i found myself romanticizing every aspect of my life. surface-level review? it’s good for depression and stress/anxiety. as a college student, the stress i felt about grades virtually melted away with this strain. the high is super balanced, it’s practically the perfect hybrid. when i first tried this strain at the beginning of the academic quarter, i used it to help me grind out all my papers in one sitting (got As on said papers, too). it’s excellent for focusing, as the body high keeps me in one spot for a good amount of time but the mind high keeps me flowing; it’s definitely good for those who need a creative burst of some kind. a little definitely goes a long way; one good hit is enough to get my eyes and fingers locked to my laptop for at LEAST 30 mins. as a medical patient who doesn’t use mj for ADHD, seeing as i don’t have it, this strain would the perfect antidote to my hypothetical ADHD. i can see why it’s called blue burst now, its effects are all plentiful and it tastes/smells just like blue. and berries. not really like blueberries, however, bc i hate blueberries and this tasted good out of the stiiizy! it literally tastes like the color blue, but also like berries, with a nice sour/citrusy kick. now that it’s winter break and i don’t have anything to work on like i once used to, i’ve found myself in a funk; by this i mean becoming more sluggish, more depressed. therefore, i decided to pick up my blue burst for the first time in three months to keep myself busy. and boy did this strain deliver! the first day i used this, i woke up at 6:30am, brushed my teeth*, made my bed*, walked 20k steps, hung out with my hs friend, planned both mine and my bf’s next quarter, and facetimed him until 3:30am the next day, despite waking up at 6:30am that morning. *i know these are basic tasks, but seasonal depression tends to put people under less-than-ideal situations. anyways, enough disclaimers/asterisks, read my review again: i was awake from 6:30am to 3:30am, almost 24 whole hours, because i used blue burst. like i mentioned before with the creativity thing, this strain really helps, as while i was facetiming him, i was whooping my bf’s azz at a game that he was *supposed* to be better at than me :P that’s when i found that this strain has a wonderful twist with said creativity: as my brain becomes more prepared to think abstractly, i find myself more aroused. thankfully i’m not the only one on this site admitting this lolol, but when i tell yall my mind was RACING with rather slvtty thoughts. the best part? it wasn’t just because i was on facetime with my bf, the arousal effect was definitely prominent other times i smoked it. and i’m not complaining! two days later, i used this strain to keep myself awake/engaged at a cousin’s place, and once again, it delivered. i found that music became more fun to listen to/hit harder, and nature/the outside was prettier. things were just more enhanced and prominent, and i loved it. like colors were more saturated or brighter or something. i found myself romanticizing life a lot more as well! past, present, and future included, i romanticized it all. i thought of my day being accomplished like a video game character’s would, with achievements n shi. just appreciating the littlest things in life. i caught myself telling people out loud that i loved life. the more i smoked, the more euphoric/even nostalgic i felt. i usually expect more negative effects with more smoking, but not once throughout this high was i paranoid or anything. munchies weren’t severe. couch lock was mild, but i was still very cohesive and able to function and move in front of a large & conservative family. i will say though, this high’s biggest “negative” effect is it’s dry mouth. i feel like i could start a fire between my tongue and the roof of my mouth mouth right now. if and when you decide to pick this bad boy up, stay hydrated, because the dry mouth doesn’t vary, it stays with you throughout the high. the rest of the high, however, sort of comes in layers/levels. the focus>chair lock>creativity flow is the result of a sober to light level high. the creativity>arousal>euphoria is the result of a slightly stronger high, a light to medium high. finally, the euphoria>relaxation>desire to sleep is the result of a medium to slightly blasted high. this sh!t’s got layers and levels to it! i truly hope this strain becomes popular/replicates outside of the stiiizy company. if that’s not possible, and it’s like a stiiizy exclusive strain or something, then i really hope stiiizy makes this an edible, to make it more accessible for those who don’t smoke but still like getting high. as a student, it’s a must try for every other student. honestly i’m so desperate for this strain to bless more and more people, that even non-students should try this. without a doubt.