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It’s not psychedelic- at all. Trust me on that one. What it is, though, is so relaxing that I melted into my bed and didn’t even feel my own body. No more pain or insomnia. The taste is delicious and super smooth too! I’d give it five stars if the high itself wasn’t underwhelming- at least for my tastes. It felt like my head was clear, but it was still hard to think and there wasn’t really a head high for me at all.

Straight up just “happy.” Not focused, but doesn’t make my mind fuzzy. A little relaxed, a little euphoric, but overall just leaves me feeling really happy and content. Whatever I’m doing will probably make me smile. Not a ton of anxiety, either. I find myself trying to socialize but not being very good at it, at all. Still a vibe tho. The taste can be a little offensive. It stays in my mouth for so long and it’s almost like a peppery febreeze kind of taste.

Not the smoothest hit and like a sweet pine flavor. Very disorienting high that’ll have you forgetting what you were doing in the kitchen at couple times. The body high is lovely and not overwhelming, but pretty sleepy on the comedown with strong munchies. It’s kinda nice for a good YouTube marathon, but socializing can be a little bit challenging. It is one of the worse strains for weed paranoia in my experience, though. I usually get set a little on edge when I smoke it.

Hoooly. Let me tell you, man. A cross of two of my favorite strains, I expected the Sour Diesel to come through a lot stronger. Smoked all evening, and man it is relaxing. Imagine if a sativa could feel like a warm bath, and you’re pretty close to Sour OG. It’s definitely one of those highs that kinda shifts over time. When I smoke it, at first I just feel a bit of tingling in my face and my brain just goes quiet. All the background noise and chaos just fades, and I slouch right back into my pillows and they’re comfier than I’ve ever remembered. It’s giggly, it’s comfy, it makes it easy to focus. What’s not to like? Perfect for couch dates and movie nights. The best time to smoke it, in my opinion, is late nights you can’t sleep. You’ll get a little comforting buzz to soothe anxiety and within the hour you’ll be cruising back to bed like you never even left it.

Very light taste. Hard to explain, a little herbal and a little cucumber-y. Super super smooth and smokes soooo easy, which is a big deal if you’ve got messed up lungs like me. Very giggly high, but not a very physical one. You won’t really feel it until something that shouldn’t make you giggle makes you giggle. For the name AK-47, I found it really mellow. Now, I should say it’s not weak- the KIND of high is mellow. Not too much anxiety, but VERY social and easy to handle. Good for social anxiety and stress. It’ll make it a lot easier to ground yourself and live in the moment and have some chill fun. I’d recommend it for the early afternoon or a night in with close friends. It can be a little disorienting, so I avoid it in public or with too many people. It’s just a very easy cruising, heady happy high that could honestly have you forgetting you’re high.

The same rich skunky taste of OG Kush with double the sleepiness. Good for soothing anxiety and winding down, or a light relaxed buzz in the afternoon. I don’t like using it in the evenings, though, since I always end up falling asleep earlier than I mean to. I do have chronic insomnia and nightmares from trauma, and I’ll happily say I’ve noticed a difference in my sleep quality and energy since I made it my daily driver. All the help with falling asleep that sleep meds can give you, but none of the lethargy and fatigue that comes with them. If traditional sleep meds have you sleeping too long, just give this a try. It’ll knock you out for sure, just without forcing you to sleep until noon.

Very absentminded high. I don’t feel my brain wandering, or like I’m really processing anything. It’s hard to have fun. I mean if you need something to help you sleep, this is it. Emotionally, I feel pretty okay. Not enjoying myself but I’m so relaxed I can’t possibly complain either. Definitely not a social strain imo, I don’t think I could physically get myself to speak after smoking a couple bowls of this stuff. I do feel really warm and at ease, though, so I’m not gonna diss it either. I think it makes for a nice rainy day strain, or maybe for floating down a lazy river.