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Recent Reviews28 total

Slurricane

7/22/2024
This is one of my favorite of the newer indica strains, better than wedding cake, birthday cake, better than the sum of it's parts: DosiDo and Purple Punch. The smell in the bag is kind of a sweet, minty creamy goodness. The effect is nice and relaxing, feeling somewhat happy and clear minded. Good for sleep, except you enjoy spacing off with your eyes closed feeling euphoric and so might stay awake a little while before dozing off like one other person said in their review, I do agree it's true. This is one indica that pretty much checks all the boxes unlike many newer strains, for me at least. A real home run indica strain. Very relaxing almost melt into your chair. As it should be with a good inidca!
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Hawaiian Golden Pineapple

6/12/2024
Another highly overrated, good, maybe slightly above average strain! Why is it almost all of the new strains get super reviews, yet Maui Wowie is better than this! This Hawaiian Golden Pineapple is slightly harsh on the exhale (unlike standard Golden Pineapple), if I would have knwon that I would NOT half boughten a 1/2 oz! Dont get me wrong, it's not bad weed, but it's just not it's all cracked up to be. I just got some Maui Wowie a while back for half the price of this, and it was a better high. The taste of this is possibly better but the exhale on this is harsh but the mowie is not. I'm comparing the Phat Panda Hawaiian Golden Pineapple to Phat Panda Golden Pineapple and Cascade Crest (Cheap) Muai Wowie. The Maui is a better overall experience for the price, and not harsh on the exhale. 7.5-8/10 keeping the somewhat low sale price in mind. The Mowie I give a 9/10 considering how cheap it was. However, it's a good upbeat high without very much body high so you can be active and enjoy the oudoors, or if you need to get chores done and want a buzz at the same time :)

Golden Pineapple

6/12/2024
Another overrated but ok strain; I still prefer Maui Wowie. Reading the reviews, you'd think this was some kind of a miracle strain, but it's not. Just like most everything over-hyped, if it's too good to be true, it is! However, it tastes pretty good, not harsh on the exhale, smells good looks nice, too. The high is somewhat average sativa; uplifting but I didn't notice a ton of ephoris or the giggles, but some. It's good but I've had Maui Wowie that costs half as much and I like the effects better with the Maui. I am comparing it to Maui cause I still have some from before, and also because their flavor profile is similar and effects, too. But if given a choice, I'd probably go with the Maui. This Phat Panda Golden Pineapple, is good but not great, and lower price point options did slightly better for me in taste and effect, although the golden pineapple was more potent, grown better than the Mowie that costs half as much but the buzz and flavor was pretty good with the Maui, all considered. 7.5/8 out of 10 in it's price category, which is mid/low. I'll give the Maui that costs half as much a 9/10 (keeping in mind it's low price as part of the rating).
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CreativeEnergeticFocused

Sour Candy

4/14/2024
Not really that energetic of a sativa, it made me drowsy. It's a little bit harsh and it burns when it makes me cough, which is every single hit. The flavor is more Earth than Sour, which is also a let down. I would not buy this again. I'd rather have Clementine, Soap, White Widow (s). I'll probably use the last of this in edibles or a tincture. It's an ok high except it can make you drowsy even just a few puffs sometimes. It does make you a little bit happy upbeat, but it's not really invigorating or stimulating.
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Clementine

4/10/2024
Opening the 1 Ounce Jar and taking a whiff; Citrus/Orange, Pepper and Cream. Good head high nice and uplifting with a touch of body high. Slightly stonier than the really light sativas like Jack Herer and Super Silver Haze. A daytime and afternoon strain, certainly NOT an indica or strain that puts you to sleep, except maybe on the come down. The ounce I bought was less than $60 here in Washington State. Can't see the red hairs on mine as much as in the photo, but the price point for this ounce was so low. Yet the quality is actually pretty good. I do like this better than the (Pineapple and Lemon) Haze strains that i tried earlier this year, and better than the green crack i have, with green crack being stonier than this and the green crack i got actually makes me a little drowsy. This not so much. Really it's a pretty good sativa! 8/10.
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HappyUplifted

9 lb Hammer

3/19/2024
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ArousedRelaxedSleepy

Gelonade

10/21/2023
Tastes kind of like Hindu Kush.. Looks incredible but the effect is kind of sedating, numbing, not funny or euphoric. Not that good for daytime cause the head high is very heavy. The appearance of the buds and the smell in the bag is phenomenal. BUt this is not eay to use and get work done at all.
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FocusedRelaxedSleepyTalkative

Blueberry Pancakes

1/1/2023
It was good but it is slightly harsh with the cough, I wanted to add that to my review from before but I could not change it. Basically it is a real good indica bybrid but it is a little harsh (the batch i got). Makes me cough everytime almost without fail. Good and strong though feel it almost immediately. Makes me a bit faded good before bed or later in the evening.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Wedding Cake

12/16/2022
A good hybrid, slightly upbeat yet relaxing, not that good as an indica though, not sedating enough for bed time/sleep. But that can be good if you want something not too sedating. The high is somewhat sublime, I don't really feel that hgh or sedated yet I do feel high in a way. It is relaxing so more of an afternoon or evening strain, but it comes off as almost a 50/50, not a strong indica experience. The flavor and high are a little bit unique and it won't cause anxiety or make you too tired.
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CreativeRelaxed

Agent Orange

9/28/2022
I really enjoyed a Sativa phenotype of this strain, absolutely upbeat, positive and energetic, no anxiety from it whatsoever. I like the citrus appeal it has too, nice flavor and aroma. It was one of my favorite Sativa's ever. I had tried about 50-00 strains by the time I tried this so I have a pretty good idea of what I like (Maui Waui was good but they are using a different cut these days that is lousy). I tried another cut of this herb and it was the indica style; didn't like it near as much as the sativa phenotype, because I was expecting the same thing but it was not, it was more relaxing and couch locking a little bit.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappy