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This is possibly the most potent sativa i have ever tried! It's pretty stimulating, almost like a cup of coffee. Take a few more puffs though and you might get drowsy; so it's a good microdosing strain. Only one problem; no euphoria, not giddy or laughing. It's a little bit too focused if it had just a little bit euphoria it might be the perfect sativa.

I bought a cheap outdoor version of this Chocolope strain ($10 an eighth). Nice clear headed daytime strain, compatible with productivity. Very clear headed kind of like White Widow sativa cuts or Jack Herer. The taste and smell is barely noticeable, the smell in the bag kind of like chocolate but just barely, hard to describe the subtle smell, but it's nice and a little bit sweet but a slight mocha or coffee/tea type of scent. Since this was only $10 an eighth it's fine, I presume if you bought a $320 ounce it'd have more smell and taste. Good solid daytime strain without that drowsy feeling like many other sativas do, which I don't like. Chocolope is a perfect daytime strain.

A really strong and kind of heavy sativa that tastes like dirt (Earthy), it was not dense buds kind of leafy, yet still very potent. But I don't like it cause it's too heavy, sedating and I don't like Earthy strains. This is not a productive sativa, it's a knock you on your rear end sativa. Smell in the bag is kind of earthy and a touch of blueberry but not very noticeable on the BB side of it. This reminds me very much of Cenix strain, but a littele bit heavier possibly. It's kind of a couch lock sativa; you will be stoned not just high. If you want a ball buster then this one should do you. Not very euphoric, either. I wouldn't buy it again in most cases. I'd prefer mauie wauie, jack herer, white widow and so many other sativas over this.

Another highly overrated strain. Looking for energetic sativa but the thing is this makes you drowsy if you take more than a couple of tokes. So it is mildly uplifting it also can make you drowsy a little too easily for me, leaving me still searching for the best energetic sativa. Close but no cigar. Just ok. I probably would not buy it again though, but maybe.

This is one of my favorite of the newer indica strains, better than wedding cake, birthday cake, better than the sum of it's parts: DosiDo and Purple Punch. The smell in the bag is kind of a sweet, minty creamy goodness. The effect is nice and relaxing, feeling somewhat happy and clear minded. Good for sleep, except you enjoy spacing off with your eyes closed feeling euphoric and so might stay awake a little while before dozing off like one other person said in their review, I do agree it's true. This is one indica that pretty much checks all the boxes unlike many newer strains, for me at least. A real home run indica strain. Very relaxing almost melt into your chair. As it should be with a good inidca!

Another highly overrated, good, maybe slightly above average strain! Why is it almost all of the new strains get super reviews, yet Maui Wowie is better than this! This Hawaiian Golden Pineapple is slightly harsh on the exhale (unlike standard Golden Pineapple), if I would have knwon that I would NOT half boughten a 1/2 oz! Dont get me wrong, it's not bad weed, but it's just not it's all cracked up to be. I just got some Maui Wowie a while back for half the price of this, and it was a better high. The taste of this is possibly better but the exhale on this is harsh but the mowie is not. I'm comparing the Phat Panda Hawaiian Golden Pineapple to Phat Panda Golden Pineapple and Cascade Crest (Cheap) Muai Wowie. The Maui is a better overall experience for the price, and not harsh on the exhale. 7.5-8/10 keeping the somewhat low sale price in mind. The Mowie I give a 9/10 considering how cheap it was. However, it's a good upbeat high without very much body high so you can be active and enjoy the oudoors, or if you need to get chores done and want a buzz at the same time :)

Not really that energetic of a sativa, it made me drowsy. It's a little bit harsh and it burns when it makes me cough, which is every single hit. The flavor is more Earth than Sour, which is also a let down. I would not buy this again. I'd rather have Clementine, Soap, White Widow (s). I'll probably use the last of this in edibles or a tincture. It's an ok high except it can make you drowsy even just a few puffs sometimes. It does make you a little bit happy upbeat, but it's not really invigorating or stimulating.

Opening the 1 Ounce Jar and taking a whiff; Citrus/Orange, Pepper and Cream. Good head high nice and uplifting with a touch of body high. Slightly stonier than the really light sativas like Jack Herer and Super Silver Haze. A daytime and afternoon strain, certainly NOT an indica or strain that puts you to sleep, except maybe on the come down. The ounce I bought was less than $60 here in Washington State. Can't see the red hairs on mine as much as in the photo, but the price point for this ounce was so low. Yet the quality is actually pretty good. I do like this better than the (Pineapple and Lemon) Haze strains that i tried earlier this year, and better than the green crack i have, with green crack being stonier than this and the green crack i got actually makes me a little drowsy. This not so much. Really it's a pretty good sativa! 8/10.

Tastes kind of like Hindu Kush.. Looks incredible but the effect is kind of sedating, numbing, not funny or euphoric. Not that good for daytime cause the head high is very heavy. The appearance of the buds and the smell in the bag is phenomenal. BUt this is not eay to use and get work done at all.