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member since 2023Recent Reviews10 total
Peach Kush
5/18/2024
Hit like a ton of bricks, very hard and fast. Harsh vape, coughed hard, now my face is melting and I can’t move and I’m one with the couch. Not sure I love it but if heavy sedative indicas are your jam, you might
Green Crack
10/7/2023
This is the strain I break out when I want to clean my house. Also great first thing in the morning as a coffee substitute. No paranoia, no body high, just pure speedy triple espresso go time. Get it done!
White Widow
10/7/2023
Either absolutely terrific for getting things done or makes me terribly teeth-grindingly anxious. Unfortunately impossible to predict which one of those will happen on any given day. It's a dice roll every time, but it's great when it works.
Jillybean
10/7/2023
Chill, happy, giggly strain at lower doses, will put you to sleep at higher ones. Being touched feels very good on this one. Fruity citrus orange taste. Instantly wrecks focus so not great for getting things done, but lovely for getting down or going to the beach.
Peanut Butter Souffle
10/7/2023
Happy, tingly, somewhat sexy body buzz. Lovely evening strain to enjoy by yourself or with a partner. Dreamy and floaty in moderate doses, has a bit more of a harder edge at higher ones. Tastes just like peanut butter. You won't get much done on this one, but you'll feel great doing it.
Chocolope
10/7/2023
This is my favorite daytime strain. It's hard to find, but I pick it up every time I see it. Happy, chill head high, basically no body buzz. Tastes yummy like chocolate and coffee. Not super speedy, just makes everything brighter and better. Great for social activities, running around being silly, and just generally having a good day.
Sour Diesel
10/7/2023
This makes me more anxious and paranoid than any other strain. Like deep feelings of existential doom. It will ruin my whole day. No thank you
Orange Push Pop
10/7/2023
Want to get down for hours? Want to come harder than you ever have? GET THIS ONE. This is the most tingly, sensory strain my partner and I have ever tried. Absolutely everything was off the charts for both of us. We're trying to figure out how to grow it now so we never run out. It's that good.