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I have always wanted to try this strain! Needless to say, it was a bit of a letdown. A sparkling grape juice and skunk aroma gives way to a piney, gassy, and slight berry flavor. A relaxed high for about 30 minutes before it fades into a focused sleepy ennui. Zesty session with the wife was amazing though, very warm and uninhibited. My problem with this strain is the high felt very "thin", meaning I had to remind myself I had smoked. I didn't feel it after about 45 minutes, maybe I just didn't take enough? Well anyways, it's a good strain, maybe a decent day strain.

I originally bought this for my old man for Fathers Day, but I hadn’t had the chance to get it to him and I decided to just hang onto it and get him another strain. I’m glad I did because he’s definitely an all-out sativa lover whereas I’m more of a hybrid/indica lover. This has the best of both worlds! The aroma is tropical with hints of coconut, mango, and passion fruit. The flavor is creamy and fruity with a nice tobacco flavor toward the end. The effects are interesting: at first it’s an energy jolt but after like 20 minutes or so, it becomes a focused relaxation with a weighted feel on the torso. The intimacy with the wife was also quite nice on this strain as well but it wasn’t arousing like other strains I had. I give this 4.5 stars!

I was gifted an 8th by my old man for Father's Day, he's trying to impress the classics upon me and I am grateful for it. The pineapple and citrus aroma gives way to a sweet flavor with hints of pineapple, skunk, and citrus. This was a strain where the sativa shined over the indica, very focused and heady high. I could concentrate on video games for a bit and then I'd get sleepy before finding another thing to focus on before getting sleepy again. A very wavy high but thin, meaning at times I didn't feel high at all. But, there was no paranoia or intrusive thoughts with this and I woke up feeling refreshed and not like I'd overdone it. The zesty session with the wife was also fantastic, uninhibited and warm and sensual. Not an overly arousing strain, in fact with the waves of focus and sleepiness, it was not very arousing. Overall, would recommend!

Wow, did I get to know this strain this weekend! It is easily one of my new all-stars. A citrus nose with some herbal and spice notes is followed suit by a surprisingly citrusy flavor. It is not a creeper, you're feeling it after the first three drags. It gives me that focused relaxation and creativity that I seek and it also doesn't detract from divine zesty sessions with the wife. And after you're done with the creative and sensual stuff, you're gonna drift off into the easiest sleep you can have without being on the stuff that did Michael Jackson in! And many strains leave me with a groggy, hangover like feeling sometimes but not this one! Easily one of the best I've ever had, props to Lazy River for carrying this stuff.

Bought an 8th of this from Lazy River for my old man for his birthday, but came across something he really wanted (Blue Dream). This particular strain is Blue Cookies’ (GSC x Blueberry) with ‘Georgia Pie’ (Gelatti x KM11) being sold under their Blue Slushie phenotype and it didn't disappoint for the most part. A wonderful nose of berry is backed up by a sweet cherry effervescent flavor that mellows into a nice herbal flavor as it burns down. The relaxation and mental stimulation that I experienced on this was interesting and hence why it gets four stars as it may not be for everyone to experience two different feelings at once. I got a lot of content creation ideas from this as well as musical inspiration and the zesty session with the wife was stimulating and very pleasurable. Recommend!

Found an eighth of this at Lazy River as a proprietary OMG Burger strain and thought it looked interesting so YOLO! Herbal and pungent aroma, some herbal and woody notes as well. The taste was the opposite though as it had a sweet, maple and black pepper flavor, very interesting. The experience was also very nice and relaxing, like a weighted blanket all over from head to toe. Helped a lot with sleep, especially after a week where that was hard to come by! Excellent strain, recommend!

Bought an 1/8 from Lazy River after my old man recommended this and it didn't disappoint! Berry, blueberry, floral aromas and a taste that was like a pastry with citrus tinges thrown in. The experience was divine! I was inspired, energized for the first hour or so, and really connected with the music and the wife. Definitely recommend!

24-dollar 8ths at Reverie 73 are a steal these days! An initial creamy first two puffs offset a heavy tea and effervescent citrus nose. As this burned down, the taste got spicy, almost like Red Hot cinnamon or Mike n' Ike cinnamon candy. I've been actively smoking for 3 years and this one had a high that I can only describe as a super-extended creeper. It felt odd at first, like a slow burn and in fact, I didn't feel much at all for the first hour, just a bit heavy-headed. But once I laid down and put some Steve Roach-like ambient music on, that's when this took off! My eyes got very heavy and the sleep was phenomenal! I initially gave this 3 stars but bumped it up to 4 given that the relaxation was as advertised. Good strain, not the greatest, but a nice end of week strain.

24 dollar eighths at Reverie 73 are definitely the way to get into the Thanksgiving spirit! A smashing combo of lime and sage hit the nose with nutty undertones. The taste is more nutty and lavender-like. The effects were splendid: a burst of focus and energy to start followed by a soothing weighted blanket relaxation after about an hour or so. The chill factor on this strain is *chef's kiss* bomb. I didn't find the strain overly arousing compared to what other users have said, but it certainly didn't detract from a zesty session with the wife. I would recommend this strain!

Had some extra cash from a recent venture and decided to try a new strain at Lazy River! Aroma is intriguing: sweet, sugary, but with some herbal notes alongside a syrupy fruit cocktail. Taste is very sweet, almost acidic and sugary, with hints of tea and lemongrass. The high is spectacular though! It started with tingly in my calves and ankles (weird) and evolved upward into a head high accompanied by body relaxation that I can only describe as full-blown covered in a weighted blanket. I could hear music that I was working on in my head and had I been able to get on FL Studio, I would’ve but I was so chill. Gave my wife a nice massage and the zesty session was incredible as well! After about an hour or so, it evolves into a sleepiness that led to an incredibly satisfying dream-filled sleep. I didn’t think I’d like this one cuz I heard it was a day strain, but it was very good! Would recommend!