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Listen to me, I smoked this through an ice bong with my FWB, we put on Star Trek: TNG, and got to snuggling. Last time I remember seeing on my phone was maybe a couple of minutes after 8pm, because at a certain point we couldn't keep our hands off of each other. We went at it for a LONG time, ended up falling asleep together (in the buff, I might add), woke up in the middle of the night and went at it again. Best s3x of my life, no exaggeration, 10/10. Grape Diamonds is going in the regular rotation, for sure. If you have a chance to try this, do it. It's a very smooth smoke, I have to do an extremely hard hit before it makes me cough, and I have mad baby lungs. It leaves a kind of cool sensation in your throat even with a simple glass piece, and reminds me of over steeped mint tea. The smell of the nugs themselves is so lovely, it's still got a bit of that minty aroma, but it's more strongly fruity, almost smelling like grapefruit (it's not a sharp sourness like lemons or limes, but just pleasantly tart). If you're looking for a chill night in but not so chill that you'll just fall asleep? This is the stuff. Give it a shot if you happen to see it at your local dispensary. I got mine from Liberty Cannabis in Oxon Hill, MD.

Listen, if you use this stuff, it will latch on to literally any h*rny thought you have and run with it. I hit the pen a few times so I could amplify the effect enough to articulate how it made me feel, so I will say there's a couch lock-like effect, but it won't leave you too locked to have some fun on your own or with a partner. Amplifies a lot of sensory input in general so this would do just as well for vibing to some chill music. You may have the munchies later, just fair warning. Gives me mad cottonmouth, but the Sativa side of the hybrid will cut your appetite somewhat for a while to where you may not necessarily feel all that hungry for about an hour or two, and then you'll wanna eat everything you can get your hands on (especially crisps, crackers, pretzels, etc.). Your eyes might feel heavy and a bit dry too, but not in a sleepy way. It's difficult to explain. I'll also argue it might be good for texting or online socializing, given how much I'm enjoying typing this up on my phone!