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Tarts

3/18/2024
Smoking method: low temp vaporization. Tarts Rosin 78.90% THCby Leiffa grow. Smell is very, well, “tart”, it smells like frozen Orange Juice concentrate. Some gassy notes from the Grease Monkey parent, but the fruit notes over fake this one. Not much of a pot aroma at all. It smells like it’s name, it’s “tart”. The taste is very pleasant. Light and creamy. Tastes like it smells. Notes of orange and lemon but also cream. Almost like an orange sherbet. Some marijuana gasyness but it’s mild. Heady high, but definitely a stone to it. Perfect for a lazy Sunday afternoon. Not too sedating or overpowering.
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Hot Rod

7/24/2023
Purchased an ounce of popcorn from Leiffa. Hot Rod (Motor Breath x Grandpas Breath). Testing at 25% THC. Strong scent of citrus pine with a distinct garlicky, skunk smell, with a hint of a chemically diesel smell. Dark green buds, speckled with even darker (almost purple) flowers. Some orange hairs dotted through out. Has a lot of bag appeal even as little popcorn buds. Like a good IPA, the flowers aroma smell even better ground up and allowed to breathe. The citrus pine smell is overwhelming in a good way. Took a pretty big hit from the bong for my first flavor test. Was surprised how good it tasted. The citrus and pine comes through, but is overpowered by a pronounced diesel flavor. The usual tobacco and tar flavor is minimal. More surprised by how smooth the hit was. Motor Breath is a very fitting name for this strain. Took another hit to finish off the bowl. Feel a sensation behind my eyes, my thoughts are getting scattered and distant, it is getting harder to write this. My arms and legs feel lighter. Lingering back pain is starting to dissipate. For the first time today my mind and body are at ease. Stress and worry starts to disappear. I take my third hit, this time a fairly large bong rip I clear in one hit. Okay this weed is no joke. For the first time in a long time, I am scared of getting to high. I notice my heart beating a bit faster than usual. For a second I worry, that I’m not worrying! I laugh to myself and ground myself. I’m stoned man.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Purple Panda

2/14/2023
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EuphoricHappyTinglyUplifted

Red Runtz

10/10/2022
As a daily consumer for over a decade and Colorado native, I’ve tried hundreds of different strains over the years, and it’s rare when a new strain really sticks out to me. Red Runtz is one of those rare strains. Vaporizing it as a concentrate. 85% THC by oilwell. Took 2 small dabs after work. Cuts straight through my tolerance. Instantly feel a head change. Very intense feeling of euphoria, confused psychedelic thoughts dance in and out of focus. I melt into my couch. My scoliosis pain I’ve been accumulating all day has melted away. Over caffeinated today, feeing a little jittery, but it’s not overwhelming. Pretty racey buzz, notice some anxiety and paranoia, not for the faint of heart. Absolutely phenomenal psychedelic euphoric strain. I’m having trouble writing this review. Music sounds orgasmic. Again let me remind you I’ve been consuming for 10 years, dabbing everyday for the last 5. Cuts right through my tolerance. Absolutely phenomenal bud.
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EuphoricHappyUplifted

Glueball

5/2/2022
Vaping on 31.26% THC Glue Ball from Leiffa grow. Gorgeous tricome dense buds light green in color, absolutely covered in long red pistols. The aroma almost reminds me of a freshly poured IPA. Very piney, and earthy, with a hint of diesel. Grapefruit citrus notes. The Chem Dawg #4 definitely comes through the nose, but so does the Gorilla Glue and the OG Kush. Just exactly what I’m looking for when it comes to smell. Absolutely 5/5 when it comes to the smell. So far have only smoked about 0.3 of a gram out of my vape. Already super medicated and I’ve been a daily patient for close to a decade. The high has me feeling great. Super euphoric and tingly, heavy feeling under the eyes, pressure under the forehead. Not to heavy or sedating at this dose, feeling light and floaty. Stress has melted away and I’m able to just relax and enjoy the stone. Not racey at all, but also not to heavy st this dose. Feeling very light and happy. Great medical strain. Was having a lot of PTSD symptoms such as disassociation, shaking, anxiety, agitation and they are all distant memories. Also suffer from migraines and scoliosis. Been on my feet all day and my back was killing me before I vaped. My pain levels are almost non existent. Super euphoric, medicating weed. Exactly what I’m looking for in a high. 5/5. Seriously 5/5 bud. As I stated earlier I’ve been a daily patient for close to a decade and the glueball cut through my tolerance like a hot knife. Recommend it to any and all looking for a euphoric, medicating smoke.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedTingly

Ghost Dawg

4/15/2022
This strain is a heavy hitter. Really great for anxiety and racing thoughts. I deal with debilitating PTSD and this has been a perfect strain for the days my fight or flight response has been triggered. Really heavy eyes and dry mouth after vaping. My mind slows down. I can focus. Stimulates my appetite and makes me very sleepy. Really powerful sedating strain. Still functional but wouldn’t say clear headed, but at the same time my mind isn’t racing. Just comfortable numb. NOT A DAYTIME STRAIN.
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HungryRelaxedSleepy

Jungle Cheese

12/25/2021
Picked up an ounce of flower of Jungle Cheese testing at 35%. I didn’t really have a whole lot of options and admittedly this strain wouldn’t have been my first choice as I’ve never heard of it and I typical am an indica guy. But alas times are rough, moneys tight and this was the strain the dispensary had on sale. I’m not one to complain and it’s hard to argue against 35% THC genetics. I’m pretty blown away by this bud. I’ve been a daily smoker for nearly a decade and it is often difficult to cut through my tolerance but this strain made me feel like I was in high school again. Super psychedelic floaty Buzz. Not really good for ADHD as it tends to make my thoughts trail off. At the same time I don’t find this strain too energetic. It’s definitely heavy. You can feel the gorilla glue and OG Kush lineage. Eases pain and sedates the mind while you keep your mind uplifted and euphoric. Really blown away by this bud never write reviews. But it’s so rare when a sack does this to me. Is that Send wasn’t blown away by the bag appeal of this strain. Very piney, with earthy kush notes. A hint of mint on the exhale. But to be perfectly honest it is very average on the bag appeal. Still I can’t help but give the high five stars.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Professor Chaos

4/25/2017
This purple beauty tested out at 22% from patients choice Lakewood and is probably the only strain I've ever had actually taste and smell almost exactly like bubble gum. Just wanted to spread the word. The high is definitely there too. Great hybrid generics, will chill you out and relax you like a indica but will also give you an unexpected kick in the ass of energy which makes it a great social strain.

Chemdawg

4/10/2017
Growing up in the Denver metro area I've smoked enough Chem Dawg to kill a small horse. Coloradans sure do love there Chem Dawg man, If you walk into any respectable dispensary around these parts chances are they will have it. And for good reason. This potent sativa leaving hybrid is the magnum opus of daytime use strains. Bursts of Euphoria and creativity, along with clear headed anxiety relief is sure to brighten up your day soothe what ales you. The legendary taste of Chem dawg is indescribable. Clean, sweet, earthy and maybe a hint of sandle wood is the best way I would describe it. No one can really agree on where Chem Dawg originated but most self proclaimed experts believe it's lineage or Nepalese and Thai sativas. After years of use as a medical user I am still just as delighted to open a fresh bag of Chem Dawg as I was years ago growing up. Some on the more pretentious side of this culture might say its over rated but it's a popular strain for a very good reason.
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Sonic Screwdriver

1/16/2017
I'm suprised there's not more reviews for this strain. Now I usually don't smoke sativas but I got this strain reviewed to me by the bud tender for Anxiety and depression as I'm going through one of the worse bouts of my life. (A little irritated at that bud tender though, as it caused a lot of positive introspective, it still left my mind buzzing and thinking to fast, and caused some anxiety, should've recommended me a high CBD as if was a god send) 75% sativa Not much to say about it tbh, your typical high leaning land race sativa. But super Stoney and euphoric, lots of positive introspective and a euphoric buzz and it won't leave you couch locked 7.2/10