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This shit gets you horny like nobody’s business. I’ve taken care of the situation like 6x already this morning but it’s not enough. It puts you to sleep, but you still wake up horny. I’ll say this is good for men who might be experiencing erectile dysfunction or can’t get in the mood. This will have you thinking you’re Spiderman if you catch my drift. Lol. You get a little bit of dry mouth but I feel this strain doesn’t lean that heavily towards the indica side of things. Smells more cookie-ish than fruity and smokes the same way too. Around my way in The Bronx, an 8th is $30 an oz is $180. Not bad....

Lemme tell y’all a story. I work in the event industry and some of my coworkers were working with me and we were walking to the subway. I smelled it before they even lit the blunt. I got the first pull and I can’t lie to y’all, I almost threw up. I couldn’t catch my breath and coughed uncontrollably and started spitting up. They walk to the Q train and I walk to the 6. No sooner than I got on the train, I got the buzz. Everything became brighter and more pronounced. It was standing room only on the train and I felt my knees giving out. It took me 25 minutes to walk from the subway station to my apt. It’s only a 7 min walk usually. I got to my bed and I sank into it. I felt my brain unloose itself and come into my throat. I felt every emotion the singer was trying to convey and melted with the music. Amazing. If you are ever in NYC, you HAVE to connect with somebody and get this strain. Thats that GASSSSSS

I JUST started smoking this year (My dad was a cop, sue me😑) and so far I have tried 20+ strains and by far Gorilla Glue is the BEST i have ever tried. Nice, light green, medium-sized nugs. I smoke joints and even though it’s my all time favorite strain, it’s also the most worst tasting. This shit will have you coughing and wheezing while you think you’re in a forest fire. It tastes BAD. But the effects are worth it. This strain had me astral projecting. Don’t believe me? I was fighting Crash Bandicoot AND Spyro at the same damn time and I used Spyro’s superflame powerup. I don’t own a Playstation either. I meditate and am capable of astral projecting and remote viewing on this strain. For all of my spiritual users, this is the go-to strain to find answers to unanswerable questions. My all time favorite strain despite the taste. You should give it a try.

I’m not a fan. This is more of a CBD strain. I need THC!!!!!! It definitely takes away pain, I cannot dispute that. It is a smooth smoke, piney tasting and not harsh on the palette. Minimal coughingThis is ideal for being able to function regularly and I consider this an “in-between” strain meaning that this will hold you over until you get some GAS. I paid $70 for a quarter from a certain Bronx based delivery service in NYC and I found the nugs big and dense. You will definitely get your money’s worth, but this is ideal for working out or if you have a lazy day or if you have none of your go-to bud to smoke. I would buy again, but only when I start training in the gym again. I wonder are all planetary strains Indicas? 🧐