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Garlotti

6/19/2024
ChemD x Gelatti x Grape Gas by Cannarado if you have the actual genetics. Hits hard in the dome then leads into an intense body buzz that isn't completely sedating but makes you pretty damn lazy.
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Gelatti

3/15/2024
Dank.
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Crop Duster

3/13/2024
I've seen/had multiple phenos of this and they seem to just be all over the place as far as effect goes but the smell doesn't change. It's rank. It's absolutely rank but you want to just crawl inside of it and roll around like a dog that found something nasty. The effect comes on extremely quickly and will catch you off guard if you're not paying attention. The initial rush ebbs and gives way to a super stoney and sleepy headspace and also gives you a bump in creativity and general contentedness. This is not a good choice for energy. It'll sap your drive with repeated use and ultimately couch lock tf out of you. Good shit. Very classic.
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Purple Ice Cream

3/10/2024
There's not a ton of info out there but this strain is GDP x Ice Cream Cake. It brings the party with both flavor and effect and if you're like me you'll end up overindulging because of how intoxicating the flavor and effect are. It's one of those gems of a strain that has no ceiling so with continued consumption you're likely to put yourself in a weed coma and get an amazing nod going. Almost immediately sedating upon intake so don't plan on doing a ton or being a very effective conversationalist. The version I personally have is called Purp Slurp but the genetics are exactly the same. Highly recommend for insomnia and anxiety.
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Northern Skunk

3/9/2024
This is probably one of the most intense strains I've had in recent memory. It harkens to pre legalization back when everything on the LA market was an extremely heavy indica and I am beyond thrilled with that. I love genetics that get in your face and make your heart race and boy does this do both. Immediately after intake you get the craziest euphoric sizzle. The sun feels warmer, colors are vibrant, you're almost too aware of the detail around you. Then the body stone slams in and I could easily see it taking a novice out at the knees. It's perfect for someone seasoned but will more than likely throw anyone not prepared into an anxious and paranoid state. It tastes exactly like it smells but you're here for effect anyway so don't expect a super refined and gentle smoke. Northern Skunk is a new favorite. (Live Resin cart used in this particular experience)
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Banana Cream Cake x Jealousy

2/14/2024
I've had a couple ounces of this from a local indoor grow. (shout out to Sunvalley Caregivers) It has really become one of my favorite strains. You'll be lifted for 4+ hours easily and it has such a soothing, euphoric body stone after the first 30 minutes or so. Very activated mind and it lends itself amazingly to chatting and creative endeavors. After a cool couple of hours you'll either have another toke or slip off into a peaceful sleep.
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Blackberry & Lemon

12/30/2023
At first I didn't really like this strain but it quickly grew on me. I'm on cart #3 from Almora's Sun Live LR line up. The genetics on my specific smoke are Blackberry (Raspberry Cough X Black Dominia) X Lemon OG. The flavor is absolutely on point regarding the name and is both sweet and tart at the same time. A very rich berry flavor on the inhale and tart lemon on the exhale. Effects are indica forward with a nice slap of euphoria followed by a relaxed body and activated + focused headspace. More or less exactly what I'm looking for in an end of day strain. The smell fills rooms though so be careful with consumption if you need to be discrete. Shout out to Almora for the bangin cart line.
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Mendocino Skunk

10/25/2023
A rather complex and surprising hybrid. I really enjoy the fact this has no cookies genetics anywhere near it, unlike most of the hybrids on the west coast market. The flavor is all skunk and funk and the smell is right there with it. Super balanced effect with an overall uplifting and confidence boosting high with no crash. The high sets in on your penial gland almost immediately after exhaling and provides a very calm and focused effect, almost to the point it's psychedelic but that's to be expected with Mendocino Purps genetics in the mix. The body high sets in about half an hour after toking. It's cozy as all hell. I can get up, I can lay down, I could go workout. Great daily driver and with heavy use it can be very narcotic and good for breakthrough pains. All in all don't sleep on these fresh genetics. Shout out to Almora and their Sun Live carts for delivering this treat.
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Dirty Buntz

7/1/2023
Damn delicious. Dirty Buntz is a cross between Runtz and Modified Bananas. It has an extremely quick onset and will keep you perked up yet blissfully calm for hours on end. Buntz is damn well an aphrodisiac so plan accordingly 5/5 loaves of bread 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
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Banana Cream Jealousy

6/19/2023
I picked up an ounce of this from a local grow, @svc11000, and holy $#!7 this stuff is a ride. Super smooth smoke and one of the best noses I've come across in a while. The Leafly description is spot on. 5/5 loaves of bread 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
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