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3 Kings

1/14/2018
A cross breed between three fine strains: Headband,Sour diesel, OG kush. Why isn't this strain more popular? Or even more popular than blue dream? Beats me. I loaded up a bowl in a mini bong, and took a hit; my first words were "Wow" *lip smack* "Damn this taste good". The flavor hits you, and it's overwhelming in a good way (most weed taste the same), but this, this my friends, you tasted EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR of each cross strain. Sharp pine and earthiness with a very very small touch of skunk and "pungentness" (It's a word now, deal with it). It taste amazing, seriously amazing. The high came on in a few minuets. Energetic and heady, but not super energetic, but just enough to kind of float around the house and do some stuff, or go to a park and chill while reading. Definitely makes the eyes heavy, and focus becomes paramount. Your body gets super nice and relaxed, but still with that odd bit of energy. You feel elated about something, and you can't quite put your finger on it. Everything is just happier, akin to a nice warm spring day, with the sun setting a warm yellow tint over a picnic barbecue, laugher in the air, and a nice cool breeze. You just feel happy. I' dunno I'm super high. You do feel a bit if eye pressure, but nothing crazy. Heart rate not really elevated, and cotton mouth is on a serious level with this strain. You can get into some deep thought in your head, but it's not of paranoia. Very good strain, definitely should try it if you come across it, you will NOT be disappointed at all. Follow me if you want more cool, through reviews! :D
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Buddy's Cannabis

12/29/2017
Top, top, top notch place. Buddies, compared to AFSC and Caliva, is a small middling shop. Off the corner of 10th with ample parking. You walk in and are greeted by the front desk. You sign in and sit on clean leather cushy seats. They then walk up, call your name and walk you to the back where you’re seated, and you have an assortment of bud in front of you. The bud tenders here actually have good conversation too! Very personable. Unlike the forced conversations at other dispensaries, where they try to be personal, but fall a little short. Enough of thAt, let’s get to the bud! My god. Their bud, I got some mid ( ak-47) at 12$ and it is sticky and a TON of tricomes. Not a “we didn’t cure it right” sticky, but a “there is a ton of keif waiting for you” sticky. The smell is amazing, so is the look of the bud. And it grinds and smokes well. All this at a time where most other bigger shops all have dry bud (I can turn it to powder with my finger). This bud has a nice snap to it. And quality doesn’t stop there! Oh no no. You know those dainty prerolls at other places? Where they give you nasty dried out weed. Not here. I tore one of the suckers open, and it was a nice powdered form, and it stuck to my hand! Again, not in a “thisnisnt even cured” kind of way. Great place, would definitely come here again, and with their cheap prices, I might be a regular too!

Headband

12/9/2017
Great strain! I use this as my “in between” strain. Meaning, I like to smoke this before I smoke an indica to sleep. I wouldn’t be using this to stay alert, IMO. Onto the review. This is an indica, through and through, but it only acts as an indica from the eyeballs, up. It’s the strangest high ever. It’s for me, like someone put a rubber band on the top of my head and it’s tingly. But I’m not high anywhere else. It’s an odd thing for sure. The reason why I use this as a transitioner is because it still gives you a good, low humming energy. Like, enough to sit on the couch and fold clothes, or draw/ read and get your self tired. And it transitions well with indica, meaning that I never notice that I get “high” again, after smoking this to transition, and then smoking the indica. You just feel yourself get more and more heavy as the high in your head, gives way to a transition of a full body high. It’s actually a great feeling (not sure if anyone uses a “transition” strain). To go from head high and lethargic, to full body high/tingle and into drowsiness. All in all. Good weed. Very mellow. Giving it a shot won’t hurt. It won’t put you to sleep, but it won’t wake you up either. Good for a Saturday or a Sunday.
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Exotix Weed Dispensary San Jose

12/9/2017
Good place. Decent selection of bud. Great people who work there as well. But there is no reason why a top shelf hybrid is dry. So dry that I didn’t need my grinder. I could just twist my fingers, and viola, ground weed. My grinder turns the herb into powder, not very conducive to anything really (rolling or a bowl). The high is decent, but, 18 bucks will get you some sticky and stinky stuff from another dispensary. They’re charging top shelf prices, for bottom shelf bud. Maybe worth 9$ a G at most. Not coming back, sorry :( not sure where the great reviews come from TBH.

Northern Lights

10/19/2017
Northern lights, an indica that doesn't look like much in the way of pretty. Doesn't really smell like much either. The flavor profile: Earthy, I guess would be the keyword here, just your average run of the mill indica, no one particular flavor stands out amongst the rest. Don't expect to be blown away by the flavor. The high: the high is, good. Feels almost like a CBD high, rather than a THC high, although my bud was tested at 18% THC. Your body gets relaxed, but the head high is minimal, apart from some light headedness. Your body becomes very heavy, and if you're lying down, the part of your body that makes contact with the bed/couch/car seat begins to tingle, as you can feel your body comfortably resting. It's not some super strain like GDP or King Henry where you're OUT like a light. It's more, mild. But very good none the less if you want to get to sleep or are having issues with some light body pain. Overall, 3 out of 5. It's an OK strain, def. one you will want to try if you like indica, but its properties won't blow you away in any meaningful way to where you'll be desperate to get back for more. It's a very "get the job done" strain, kind of like CBD's, nothing fancy to look at, nothing lovely to smell, nothing mouthwatering to taste.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy

Lemon Haze

2/5/2017
I have a strain called "lemonade haze"...I think these two are the same. Moving on. This is a fantastic strain. Country time lemonade smell, and LOTS OF IT. SUPER DUPER ABSOLUTELY POOPER lemon smell. And it smells oh.so.good. Like it literally fornicates with your nose, it has babies and multiplies its smell up your schnoz . Amazing flowery lemony woodsy smell! The high is energetic, it's focused, it's fantastic! It's not incredibly racy though, it's a great sativa leaning hybrid. It's a mellow energy. Great get up and go..Does at times create a bit of anxiety, but nothing major. The taste...Somewhat citrusy. Woodsy and sweet. It taste just as good as it smells. Definitely a top shelf flavor and smell profile. It sticks on your tongue for minuets on end, and it taste lemony and woodsy. It's phenomenal. Now this strain is a "mid-shelf" at my dispensary. But the amount of Tri's and orange hairs, and its wonderful looks, mixed with the flavor and smell profiles...Definitely top shelf strain, IMO and if grown right. Get a gram and try it out...I bet you, almost guarantee, you'll be back for more! I got an 8th at Purple lotus patient center, in San Jose,CA for 50 bucks. Not bad at all.
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Hawaiian Skunk

1/28/2017
My oh my. Taste is AMAZING. Covered in tri Almost immediate effect. Great happy head high, uplifting and mentalbclarity. This is more recreational of a strain. But great medicinal qualities if you suffer from depression. Great strain, absolutely love it. You can buy a quarter from purple lotus in SJ for 50 bucks!!!
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Cheese Quake

1/27/2017
Great mellow head high. Fairly happy and uplifted. Find this to be very sedating, but not in a heavy couch lock kind of way, more of a "happy and melt your pain away" kind of a high. Good body feel. The flavor profile and taste are great as well, you get the earthy cheese flavors come up. Good for nausea and general pain. Would buy again!
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Dream Queen

1/27/2017
It's an okay strain at best. A bit heavy on the dizzy side effects. Makes me a bit tired and droopy, pretty cerebral experience. Not at all "floaty", more like a heavy head high that feels spacy...if that makes sense. Bad party smoke, but good for chilling at home alone.
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Orange Creamsicle

1/25/2017
Great strain! Mine was tested at 10.7 thc. The buds were just above mids, nice orange hairs with just a bit of tri coverage. The scent of the bud is citrus with a bit of sweet and woodsy smell. The high is great! Very mellow, mainly head but a healthy dose of body high. It energizes you, but not in a speedy kind of way, and you're nice and focused and happy. Didn't taste much of the"orange" but there is a tinge of sweet underlying the mainly woody scent. I would recommend this strain for light activities like hanging out at the beach or the park. Not great for hiking as it gives you a mellow energy. Makes you a wee bit dizzy and sleep on the come down. Definitely would buy again for 10 bucks
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EnergeticFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted