Alien Walker reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Alien Walker.
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Got this at Freedom Market in Longview, WA. See pictures and detailed reviews on my blog the Aging Ent's Tastings --Brand: Rogue Raven Farms
Strain: Ewok
Indica-dominat Hybrid
-- Potency Analysis: TTL 22.44% THC 22.36% CBD 0.08% -- The smell on this pot is the damn definition of dank. It's pungent, deep, flowery, and slightly sour undertones. This filled the whole house with dankstank. -- Smoke on this is super pungent. This is that diggity dank. Flavorful, complex, pungent. There are rich peachy fruit flavors underneath a sour overtone. The pungency is like when you turn over undergrowth in the woods, just musky and rich and warm.
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Likewise, the high is musky and rich. I got slowed down and relaxed. Just remembering the high, my muscles are loosening up and my back is de-stressing. This is serious body pain and anxiety medicine. -- Great everyday pot
The Ewok strain is nothing like the stupid marketing ploy from George Lucas. This strain is something truly special. I vaporized this in concentrate form with and eclipse essential vape. It was amazing the surging body high mixed the and energetic head high. I smoked this before parkour workouts and it was amazing. Like I became The Man Without Fear.
Yub-nub, etcha wub nub choba ka'du. I could go on but I'll stop before I begin questioning my own mental state. Which maybe I should anyway. At any rate this stuff digs right into your core. It won't be like Lando flying a YT-1300 into the main reactor of the Death Star. But it'll make you appreciate the rebel sacrifice as well as a good stack of pancakes.
What do those two things have in common? Absolutely nothing! But also everything?
This is a strong cerebral creative high. It relaxes while enchants and I wouldn't take it lightly, no matter your tolerance. Approach with caution and join the ewoks in a little celebration on Endor.
Do you want to clean your kitchen? Ewok can do that. Do you want to play Diablo 3 for 3 hours? Ewok can do that. Need to sleep, have nausea, feeling pain / itching, or other minor ailments? Hey, Ewok can do that too!
This has replaced Blue Dream as my go-to general strain; I've never found a more versatile hybrid. My first ounce of anything was Ewok; it's strong recreationally for just about any situation, and has helped with what little pains and discomforts I've encountered as well.
Yes, yes, and yes -- I keep enjoying this strain time and time again, the balance of the effects are perfect! Not too much brain fog, plenty of body high, and lots of positive feelings.
October 21, 2015
Wow good smoke intake and I didn't need much to smoke. A little goes a long way.
Loved this stuff! I usually medicate in the evening. This strain was perfect! I had a good 1-2 hours of more head-high, then slipped into a nice Indica body high, and was able to fall right asleep. My only problem is I only got 1 gram, and now can't find it anywhere!
Although the mediocre effects caused me to overlook this strain initially, I had a very bad migraine tonight that only this strain would treat. Thanks, Ewok!