Bio-Jesus reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.

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November 7, 2023
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The strongest I’ve had in a while, as a chronic pain sufferer I love how this strain feels. Couch lock and pain/anxiety relief.
October 26, 2017
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This strain is amazing, the batch I got from Silver Sage Welness was at 28% with 15mg/g of myrcene. It was fabulous had some earthy, berry tasting nodes
January 28, 2019
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I think this strain is one of the most kick ass Indicas on earth besides King Louis XIII. I had Cresco Bio Jesus with a 28.3% THCa Content. You really do feel its potent effects from the very first hit. Pain simply has no chance against this powerful dankness. Body and Mind numbing is immediate and long lasting. It's a beautiful thing. If you are fortunate enough to come across this beauty, don't even think twice, just get it!
February 2, 2017
Love, mixed with potent pain relief!
October 29, 2016
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After getting back from the dispensary, I needed to wash my hands before I sat down and commenced inauguration of the thirteenth-elevator-dome! When I got to my bio-jesus and gave it a whiff, I thought my hand stunk of moldy towel! (Sidenote- my towel smells just fine.) IT TURNS OUT this is stuff is skunk-as-puck (whew)! You can definitely smell a hint of kush. The high was extremely clear headed and destroyed all of my fatigue symptoms. After a night of intermittent sleep only filled with nightmares and a day of not being able to eat anything; about .5g of Bij had me cooking dinner, cleaning up, and laughin at jokes!
April 26, 2021
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Super sedating and wonderful for insomnia. One of the first strains I tried after getting my medical card, and I still stand by it.
December 28, 2020
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Definitely in my top 5, I've seen the THC as high as 38% great flavors and smells, a decent indica hybrid
March 20, 2021
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A man of Jesus' renown would appreciate this strain for sure! A nice euphoric haze sets in after about 10-15 mins of smoking the flower for me. Luckily it's lenten season and I had fried fish at the ready for the serious case of evening munchies that set in soon after the high hit. Been listening to Lupe Fiasco's: Food and Liquor album nostalgically for what feels like hours but has only actually been about 30 mins or so. Certainly the type of joint you can put out and come back to at a later point, right when you need it most lol

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