Bio-Jesus reviews

I'm loving this strain. I can get to running to fast in mind and body and I need something to slow me down a little. When o have a good day I shift into high gear and can't back down and burn myself up. Or if I become over stimulated by life I can find rest very evasive. I've shied away from anything that hinted at couch lock because I want to rest but I don't want to be a zombie. This bud here is beautiful in aroma and sight. Out of all the strains I've gotten from a dispensary this one is covered in ice looking crystals and so is sweetly sticky to touch. It causes a very nice relax and an almost melty feel to your body but I still felt I could do a few things around the house in the evening, like picking up or putting away laundry. I feel ready to lay down and rest but not at all out of it. I also noticed nice euphoric effects but no head fog. Summer storm followed by fire flys dancing was a sight to behold. I have not noticed any negatives as of yet, this is my first night. I am a Crohn's, anxiety, depression, arthritis, and tumor patient with lots of nerve damage and issues from surgeries and medications to give you an idea of my physical needs so you can better know if this bud is for you.

I bought Bio-Jesus a few times before writing this review. Currently smoking flower from High Supply (24.9% THC). I like smoking as many different strains as I can find, so if I buy something more than once it's because it really stands out. This does. And I've only used flower. First off, Bio-Jesus is the definition of Indica,(mel-low), and can turn an indica hater into an indica liker. This will smash through the highest of tolerances so that you feel the effects of the high. It also works great for insomnia. Just a few hits can make me fall asleep in a chair. Two bowls will slow down my hyperactive ADHD brain enough to sleep through the night. As other people have mentioned, the pain relief from this bud is amazing. Works as an anti-inflammatory, but better. You just don't feel your body. Does it give you the munchies? Yes it does. I just ate some ice cream, then wiped out an entire pizza, and I had no idea that I was even hungry, lol. I should mention that even though I've bought this from a few different vendors, the effects have always been the same. A++

Grabbed some Bio Jesus in a LLR cartridge from Cresco. I am always on the lookout for strong, sedative strains for insomnia. I typically dose right before bed which is why I prefer a cartidge. This strain hits hard with the couch lock and sedation. My first few nights had me knocked out on the couch. The flavor was very gassy and chemical with some peppery and harsh pine finishes. Fantastic as a sleep aid and relaxant but I can't imagine using this with people around or any time that I want to have any sort of alertness or focus.

Hybrid indica dominant delight. Comfortably very numb, compare to a og18 or bubba kush . Can’t miss bliss.

Not good. Smokes terribly. Doesnt smoke in joints. Barely in blunts. Tastes like brown outdoor Mexican weed. Cannot understand how it has so many positive reviews. Understand it is subjective but its the worst dispensary strain i have ever had. And by far. And yes, i have tried more than 1 grower and more than 1 dispensary carrying it

Tonight was the first that I tried this strain, and it was based on the excellent reviews here involving pain. It's true. This took away some major back pain (and also a toe I just broke) Relaxing strain that keeps you calm, and makes you want to laugh.

Wife woke up with pain (cancer). She took bio-jesus and went back to sleep for 5 hours. It worked wonderfully for her pain and helped her sleep well.

This is my go to for my extreme pain in my back and my legs. I have fibromyalgia ptsd double sciatica ibs-c, this strain really helps me especially at night with my pain. I noticed that 3-5 hits of this and my legs and feet feel as if they are one with the earth you will not want to move them they will feel so relaxed! This strain also helps me with my ibs-c makes stomach aches go away but this strain I noticed in higher doses will cause anxiety