GMO Cookies

Ok so idk if this is actually a thing but if you find the right batch of this strain it literally smells like Garlic Mushroom & Onions aka GMO cookies. It's one of the wildest terp mixes I've smelled and boy does it pack a punch. Strong body, even stronger head and boy was I LIT

It's easy to get cynical about strain hype - is it truly like God is licking you, or just a well-done marketing scheme? After experiencing Gelato last week (a close relative of Cookies) it dawned on me: when it comes down to it, everyone is relatively the same. Strains don't get hype randomly; there is usually a distinct taste or effect that the strain provides. I'm thinking OG (that unique sour tang + weighty cerebral thooooomp), Blue Dream (racey, euphoric, but most of all: legitimately blue-looking (vaguely, in certain lighting) and a taste like no other. BD isn't a pesonal favorite - although I'd say one San Jose batch I procured was out-of-this-world good and I realized I'd just been smoking "solid" Blue Dream. GSC (are we just calling it 'Cookies' these days?) probably reached that level in recent years. When I say 'dense' I mean like, unfathomably dense. The densest nugs I've ever seen. Probably. They are never-ending, and while the high isn't, it puts you in an uplifted, dream-like, focused state. A bit zen in a way. Low anxiety. Moderate munchie cravings but not severe. Just a pleasant strain to smoke all around, despite its nearly unparalleled strength. This is the kind of stuff you break out amongst friends, and you all float around in this squinty, floaty GMO Cookies bubble. It's really quite nice. VERDICT: GMO Cookies is extremely potent, extremely dense, juicy and yet... sort of spicy and cheesy. It's f****** good stuff. If its ever floating around, do yourself a favor and try it out. Just don't smoke it before work. SCORE: 9.5/10

Without a doubt this stuff is LOUD! Think wet epoxy meets pearl onions-Stinks so good. Very fragile, grinds from a large bud to a fine smoke-ready-cannabis. Not sticky at all! Do not let this dissuade you. Hits on the legs and knees almost instantly, dizzy and hammered like hash 2 minutes in. Must be 30+thc. Fades a litter faster than most Chemdawg crosses but pleasant. I am certain that when Cannabis becomes mainstream nationwide it will be strains like this that consumers will rely on for relaxation, sleep & to calm the mind.