The Best Discreet Vape Pens and Portable Vaporizers

When you’re out and about, it’s sometimes best to keep your cannabis consumption on the down low. We understand the need for a small, discreet method of inhalation that is similar in effect, yet worlds away in a conspicuity, from a smoky joint, gaudy pipe, or heavy dab rig.

Below, we list the most discreet portable vaporizers and vape pens on the market. They provide a quick and easy hit without attracting the stares of passersby, so you can consume your cannabis products in peace.

Don’t see your favorites on the list? Chime in with your own vape pen picks in the comments section!

Linx Vapor – Ares

The Linx Vapor Ares portable extract vaporizer looks like a simple pen you’d see lying around the office. This extra discreet device requires no loading, and you can even wear it in your shirt pocket without anyone being any the wiser.

Magic Flight – Muad Dib Concentrate Kit

The Magic Flight Muad Dib portable vaporizer doesn’t look like a traditional vape, which is what makes it all the more effective in hiding your cannabis consumption. This little wooden steampunk-style contraption, crafted from walnut and outfitted with golden accents, fits easily into the palm of your hand, hiding in plain sight.

PAX – Pax 3

The Pax 3 vaporizer by PAX can hold both loose leaf flower and cannabis extracts. At first glance, one might not notice this gadget is a vaporizer at all — it looks more like something you’d find in a tech catalog.

Dr. Dabber – Ghost Kit

If you relish the scent and flavor of your oil or wax (as well as the effects), take a look at Dr. Dabber’s Ghost Kit. It’s designed to run on low heat to provide maximal flavor to its users, and its tiny frame lets you experience those flavors in peace.

hmbldt – Bliss

hmbldt’s preloaded dose pens provide over 200 doses (2.25mg per dose) of THC or CBD in a variety of desired effects from “Sleep” to “Bliss.” You never have to worry about buying different concentrates — you’re already covered with these petite, pre-packaged, recyclable pens.

Kandy Pens – Galaxy Mercury Vaporizer

Kandy Pens is one of the top producers of discreet vape pens, and their Galaxy Mercury Vaporizer is no exception. Its sleek black and gold design compliments any outfit, blending into whatever you feel like wearing. Keep this little device up your sleeve for a fashionable yet secret session.

O2 Vape — Stainless Steel Vape Pen

This Stainless Steel Vape Pen by O2 Vape is slim enough to slide it into a secret pocket or small purse without worrying it’ll peek out and give you away. The vape is a buttonless device that’s so lightweight you can bring it on your travels or any night on the town.

Dixie Elixirs – CO2 Extracted Vape Pen

This 100% Pure CO2 Extracted Vape Pen by Dixie Elixirs is perfect for a sesh between commitments on busy days. The disposable pen already contains 300mg of pure CO2 extracted oil, which means you’re ready to go from the moment you get it.

IndigoPro – IndigoPro Vaporizer

IndigoPro’s Indigo Vaporizer comes in a lovely deep purple-blue hue with a perfectly nondescript carrying case that you can take with you wherever you go. These vaporizers give you a clean, smooth hit without the burnt aftertaste.

W Vapes – All-In-One Vape Pen

Each disposable, pre-loaded 420mg All-In-One Vape Pen by W Vapes is incredibly straightforward to use and easy to transport. You don’t have to worry about buying, loading, or cleaning your product — it’s already done for you.

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