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Recent Reviews16 total

Curaleaf - Gilbert

10/3/2013
Not sure what exactly happened here or if I showed up after a friend's funeral, but I've never seen so many long faces since I worked in corporate America. The first 3 times here I was met with smiling faces and everyone seemed to be excited about the place and products. I believe my first rating I gave this place near 5 stars across the board. While I certainly believe this is perhaps one of the nicest dispensaries out there, I have to give it a 3 star rating on atmosphere because I almost felt "unwanted". None of the staff seemed to be excited about their products; nothing was promoted; asked a few questions that were answered with rather uninformative responses. In short, it didn't look like one single employee wanted to be there. What the hell, you're working at perhaps the coolest job on the planet... you're a budtender for yit sake... you're not in the movie Office Space! On to the meds- Purchased a couple strains which I suppose were comparable in price. However, I don't feel like the quality was there like it was in my previous purchases. Furthermore, their selection has really diminished, which would lead me to believe they're "in between harvests", or so I was told. Or more likely, they have a new a grower? In any event, for whatever my two cents are worth as a rather successful businessman. Get your act together!!! You need new management and if "in between harvests" better planning. Or, more likely "a new supplier"... better rethink that one!

SAGE

8/22/2013
I just tried this for the 3rd time and finally decided to sit down and write this review. My first time, I didn't think too much of... 2nd time was better, but holy mackerel, the 3rd time was apparently a charm. 2 bingers and I was floating... no really... I was floating! I also measured about an 8.5 on the retard meter. Found myself going in and out of a room 36 six time, just to realize all I really wanted was beer. In any event... great smoke, and of course now I'm out of this strain... which may be a good thing. A+++... except a little harsh on the lungs.
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Pineapple Trainwreck

8/11/2013
Very much liked this flavor... although this seems to be a reoccurring comment by me. Excellent daytime smoke that comes on real hard, leaves you trainwrecked for about a half hour and then mellows out into a very nice wakey wakey high. Picked this up from the Emerald Palace in Gilbert, AZ Nice dispensary and great product!
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NYC Diesel

8/11/2013
Enjoyed this a lot more the 3rd and 4th time around. Great daytime smoke... will certainly add this to my arsenal.
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Blue Diesel

8/10/2013
Very nice strain. Acquired this tasty treat from the newly opened Emerald Palace in Gilbert, AZ. Only needed one good binger to send me flying, but I'm a little bit of lightweight... despite having navigated 40+ strains thus far. Coupled with a funky sci-fi movie and a tasty glass of scotch... what more could a man ask for? Highly recommended... perhaps next time I'll hit it a little harder. Good long buzz... now time to try a little Dark Dragon!
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Mr. Nice Guy

7/24/2013
Not too excited about this strain... tried it three different times and didn't seem to like it any better. It's certainly not bad, but for me, not in the same league with other smoke at the same price. I think I'm done with Mr. Nice.
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Outer Space

7/24/2013
Great great great daytime smoke. Couple hits and you are in... well... Outerspace! This is a strong one and it didn't take much to send me into orbit to party with Major Tom. Seems to make everything outside a hell of lot more colorful and interesting. Certainly in my top 5... and I've plowed through quite a few strains now... 40+. Overall I would give this a 9++ Don't pass this one up if you like a good Sativa!
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Danky Doodle

7/24/2013
A real nice strain that seems more like a Sativa than an Indica. Great for daytime use in moderation. Pretty hard hitter (for me) if I go with any more than 2 bingers. Even though it seemed to energize me, when it was time to go to sleep, no issues... indica properties seem to hit later... after an hour. Perhaps one of the best strains I've found for bedroom aerobics and naked lawn darts! Overall, I would give it a 9+ out of 10.
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Tangerine Dream

7/2/2013
I really like Tangerine Dream. Whilst going for my typical sample pack I passed on this a couple times based on some reviews. I was given a little sample at The Giving Tree in Phoenix... great stuff. Perfect for daytime when you need to get things done or have to interact with the straights. Would certainly try again... and perhaps again!
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Skywalker

6/26/2013
Picked this up from Glendale Greenhouse, AZ. I love this smoke when it's time to go to sleep. Kind of hard to say how long the buzz lasts, because I'm usually out cold within 30 minutes of smoking. Great relaxer that mellows you out, turns off your brain and lets you sleep through the night! This and Grand Daddy Purple are probably my two favorite sleepy time strains. Enjoy!
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