Pineapple Trainwreck

Oh Pineapple Trainwreck, what have you done to me? I'm an experienced smoker with severe arthritis, and this strain knocked me into an ocean and left me stranded there without a life vest. The onset takes a little bit for sure. You start to feel very giggly and happy, and then you get smacked in the face with a tsunami of highness. My body was floating in nothingness, and all my pain disappeared completely. You do get the spiciness from Trainwreck, but the Pineapple Express overpowers the Trainwreck in taste. It's like smoking an assortment of tropical fruit. Smoke it with a bong, it tastes like Pineapples. Drink a Baja Blast before taking a hit, it tastes like mango and watermelon. It tasted amazing, and worked wonderfully for pain. The only downside is that dry eyes hit you really hard. I felt like I was in the ocean, but my eyes were left in the Sahara. Only downside to the strain, but the positives outweigh the negatives for sure!

My house in infested with ants. So when I took a seat on my couch having just taken two fat hoots of Pineapple Trainwreck, I noticed two warrior ants locked in a duel to the death against the vast white backdrop that is my carpet. My first inclination was to grab a few squares of toilet paper, crush them both within, and flush their broken insect bodies down the crapper. But as this impulse moved through me another followed, a higher impulse to let them be. For all I knew this savage conflict, this baptism by combat, would define their lives and through it they would truly know themselves. Who was I to deny the victor his glory, his acceptance by the gods. Who was I to deny the loser his shame, his descent into the perfection of his own inadequacy. No, life must be allowed to live and die as it will, to arrogantly interupt the violent ballet is the one true sin. Oh, and the weed got me stoned.

Back at it again! Copped some of this from a local dispensary and smoked it in a hemp wrap they provided for free ninety-nine. Taste was...eh! But the high was top shelf. It's nice when you smoke with a group of people and everyone has this realization that we just smoked good bud. Concerning the effects, It's a nice cerebral buzz, but I felt mellow and clearheaded. Not gonna get a surge of energy from this stuff but you may experience an uplifting sensation. Smiles abound when Pineapple Trainwreck is around. If you liked my post go ahead an like it, and follow me already.