Alaskan Thunder Fuck reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Alaskan Thunder Fuck.
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I will preface this review by saying what happened to me was entirely my fault, or there was PCP laced in this stuff. When I was almostly completely new to smoking, I took around .6 or .7 in a single hit from a water bong, and held it for about thirty seconds. Within five minutes I became extremely disoriented and then began to have very vivid auditory hallucinations and closed-eye visuals. I became progressively more paranoid until I tried forcing myself to sleep, and which point I ended up vomiting repeatedly and passing out on a floor. In about six months since the point, I've gotten 420% better at smoking, but I'm still afraid to confront Alaskan Thunderfuck again.
I vaped some ATF late in the morning. As I did, I could feel the effects hit almost instantly. After it hit, I went for a boat ride with my dad and brother. During this time, the high's intensity gradually increased. The high wasn't very "isolating" as some other strains are. It felt as though I was one with nature as I admired the lake, forests and cliffs around me. I couldn't stop smiling. My dad asked if the high enhanced the experience, but I couldn't respond as I was in my own thoughts. We slowed down after a while; a minute later, I felt like Play-Doh. I used this time to reminisce about high school and it felt like I was actually there; this was very pleasant. After we got back to our cottage, I watched a movie with my brother and then had a shower. After the effects wore off, I got tired and took an hour-long nap. I woke up feeling very happy and refreshed. ATF is ideal if you want a pleasant mind-high where you can swim in your thoughts and/or appreciate surrounding nature without getting hungry. Be aware though that you may find yourself tired after the effects wear off (this might have just been me, though). I recommend this strain to intermediate-level consumers or higher as it takes some (but not much) experience to handle it.
It was not as a good as I expected
wow!
First pull of my vape I entered the place we "special people " know is there.
second pull... I was convinced this is what a urine puck at the bowling alley would taste like. BUT IN A GOOD WAY!
Called 2 of my friends I hadn't talked with in a while. caught up on glory days etc.
of course not serious BUT this should be required for those of us that are at a 1 or 10 and don't get to enjoy 2 through 9.
sorry, rambling REQUIRED SMOKE 101. Only ranked behind old school Strawberry cough to me. but SC is in trouble!
Pleasant sweet taste with earthy undertones. Similar I imagine to an Alaskan Spring breeze. So far so good. The breeze picks up after a few minutes. The air becomes thick, chilled. Clouds form on the horizon. What was once a sweet spring breeze is now a series of churning cyclones and booming thunder, Alaskan fucking thunder!
Heavy cerebral high, couch lock, extreme dry mouth.
May 18, 2016
I believe I have found the the fountain of youth of strains. Taking a .5 gram dosage, I proceeded to some aesthetic physical activities. During the 10 minute parking procedure at the gym, I had felt a fire of fury and aggressiveness to getting my bulk on. Throughout the painful session I felt my goals be pushed even further than I had ever expected. Overall this strain is A1.
This is a very rare strain, and I don't understand why. Its some fire shit, and everybody should be hitting it.
Like a virgin. Alaskan thunderfuckked for the very 1st time. Ohhh, yea, like a virgin. Remixed with 22 positions in a one night stand. That sums it up ladies and gents. This pussy cat is all that. Hear it rrroar. It'll put hair on your chest. I grew cahones I swear.