Alien Asshat reviews

Wow. On the inhale notes of fruit and citrus really come through leaving you smacking your lips to continue tasting the draw. Uplifts and really pierces my frontal lobe. Not racy or overwhelming. Good strain for being around a bunch of people. Can't emphasize enough how fun this one is. Lower doses great for activities where higher doses leave me contemplating staying in my sitting position in a relaxing haze.

Really fun high! With a Total THC at 29.97% I wasn't sure what to expect, it turns out that the high was really much more mild than I was expecting, and by mild I mean zero anxiety, zero couch locky gotta stay in one place kinda feeling. The bud is very dense with a kinda sweet skunky smell that turns out to be a citrus flavor when the smoked. So all in all its a strain that tastes pretty good, with a fun high that is very strong and yet mild it's one of those highs that builds as well...... That's all I got.

At Xanders we call this the 3 hitter quitter. Makes you laugh like a schoolgirl, smile like a cheeseball and feel like you are wearing your ass for a hat. Immediate head rush and terps are out of this world.

I bought this strain for the first time recently, it was recommended by a bud tender. It's a great strain. Good strong, long lasting high that doesn't make you fall asleep. Also creates a large amount of kief and grinds/rolls nicely. Will definitely buy this weed again.

AA Rocks! I'm usually able to control my coughing when smoking good weed, but this was over the top! So good, but so hard to find. :(

Had for the first time last night and it was pretty solid, but to be honest I was expecting more from a strain with this high THC. It didn't hit me instantly, but rather slowly built up. I was already in a good mood, but it had been a very long day. Alien was pretty uplifting with some 'carefree' effects as well as being a small motivator. I like the strain and I will be smoking again, but I wasn't knocked on my ass or anything like other people are talking about.

@SkyHighgardens #SkyHighGardens @Skyhigh #Skyhigh #AlienAsshat #AAH (<-exactly what i thought after the #bong hit) Label: #Potency Analysis - Total - 27.20% #THCA - 29.53% #THC - 1.30% #CBD - 0.1% Purchased from @GreenwayMarijuana in #PortOrchard (just hit the shelves as i was there) My #BudTender i prefer to speak to is Steven, this guy is one of the best #BudTenders i have had the pleasure to have met. The #atmosphere there is super friendly and knowledgeable. Everytime, i asked to see a #bud, Steven brought over two or three packages, just so i can see which package has the better #Nugs. I even asked him, why he did that. And his answer was, "just so you have a choice if you want one big nug or little nugs." They also have a frequent smoker card, pretty cool concept. Alien Asshat smells very pungent, a mix between citrus and orange, with a #Skunk undertone. After packing a bowl in #TheJet (Jet Waterpipe) I held my #hemp wick slightly over the bowl and sucked deep and hard, i had the flame pulled into the top of the #bowl just barely touching the Crystalline green grindings, within the #ThatThing 's bowl. As the #smoke traveled through the #stem into the base, morphing into a whirlpool, while a rubber ball evenly distrutes the smoke across a 52 #percolator screen, filling 18" of chamber! I press down on the #carb and clearing every bit of that smooth ice cold ❄ smoke, blasting with a heavy Lemon juice, citrus flavors glistening across my tongue, down my throat, completely filling my lungs. After exhaling my after taste is lemonade, i dont even know how that happened. Lol The high is intense, very, very intense. I feel like im wearing a hat. My blood feels like it is rushing to my brain, ringing in ears. Athough, i have a fan going, i could be hearing the bearing spinning, since its the only thing making a noise. I just looked at the fan, the ringing is my left ear, and the noise is the fan! I would highly recommend this #bud for anything. If you are a #Newbie, know your limits, i coughed twice total on a big ass #bong. Those little bongs can catch you, sometimes you dont realize how much you have taken in. If you are someone who will cough and is known to coughing, i recommend having a container near by, because you may throwup. My bong makes the smoke tasty and clean, so clean you can taste the terps when burning the bowl. In a bong like most on the market, the skunk undertone will get you hard in your last little breath. After all that is over. I guarantee you will be #HighAF higher than everyone else around you. This #bud kicks you in the dick and sends you speeding into the outer atmosphere. This bud is phenomenal, It is a #hybrid, im postive its a #Sativa Dominant hybrid. This #pot is good for any activity, that you could use your brain, im noticing that im highly focused, not only in writing thing, but i have pinpointed every noise in this house and its location, using my ears. Since i turned off the fan, i would think my feet would get cold, nope! I can't feel my feet.... One word to describe this bud #Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious i know where it can be found for sure, in #Portorchard near #Bremerton, follow the top links, if none are working, Google it!!!! It's called GreenWay Marijuana..

One hit wonder!