Bettie Page reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bettie Page.
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It feels a lot like Purple Train Wreck- mental zing and spacy- but with a lot more energy and a lot less fun. This is one of those pointless strains that breeders create “just because” and then slap a sexy name on them for marketing. Tinnitus sufferers should avoid this strain. I thought Bettie Page was supposed to be arousing and be great for inflammation? Not in my case. Didn’t do anything for my Meniere’s disease or Chrohn’s disease. As you can see from the Leafly profile, it is an anxious strain, but it is a low-level thing in the background. To be fair to Bettie P. she does spark some creativity and she won’t make you sad. As another reviewer said, the strain seems to enhance your sense of taste; good food is even better and bad food tastes worse. Ironically I made brownies with Bettie P. and she tastes just awful with chocolate. Had to use mint extract to get them down.
Super euphoric and great for sex! Won’t get much else done which is why I gave it 4 out of 5 but it’s great for what it is. Oh and if your going to a festival this is the strain.
sexy smell of berries and pine, with a little funk(cheese maybe), tiny hints of citrus or diesel? Top 5 scent wise, tasty.
Stoned without being too Spacey, definitely pain relief, all muscles and joints feel mellow. energy is laid back and controllable speed wise, just maybe lacking a steering wheel.
Interesting flavor profile, potent, fun.
The taste is reminiscent of Cheetos and I gotta say, pretty darn good! Loaded one bowl for a wake and bake, with three big tokes and BLAMMO! My tolerance is pretty high so it's nice to find bud that packs a wallop. The feeling is a pleasant, buzzy,happy, spacey, hopeful and contemplative. I'm always ready for a nap due to fatigue so you can't trust my couchlock effect sensor on any kind of flower lol
This strain would be epic mixed with some noble farms cherry pie!
I love the high from this Bettie Page. It puts me in a good mood, everything is fine (it lowers my anxiety) and I feel fully functional, physical and intellectually.
November 14, 2015
This was the 1st strain I legally bought. Bettie is an awesome hybrid strain that's has one of my favorite terpene profiles. It's smell and taste radiates blueberry muffins...
April 5, 2017
Recommended by my local budtender, I imbibed via cartridge/vape. I felt social, talkative, lowered inhibitions. It hits me a lot like alcohol but without the depressant effect; higher energy. Interesting note: noticeably made food taste better.
Gave me a lot of unfocused energy. This would be a great strain if you ever find yourself stuck in a swarm of flies armed only with a tongue depressor or on a game show where you had to slap a bunch of panels at once (Vanna White might be more fun on this). Probably won't smoke this again.