Bio-Jesus reviews

My go-to strain for fibromyalgia pain. I remember the first couple of times I tried it I nearly cried because it was so effective and it had been so long since I had had relief. Makes me pretty sleepy though.

This is no less than a 5 star indica dominant hybrid. Smell diesely and has a cool smoke when hit. Great numbing and long lasting high. Made by cresco this is one of their top night time-indica dominant nugs.

dear god...

Bio-Jesus... The strain that turns you in to a ravenous beaver, searching for food, but can not move from the sofa to get the precious snacks.

This strain is up there in potency. Grown by Remedy...THC 28%....paid $360 (tax included) for an ounce. Large sparkly nugs....very dense and sticky.....pungent and sharp aromas of squeezed pine needles. My budtender recommended the use of a vaporizer due to reports of harshness....after grinding a small pinch of flower and halfway filling my Herbalizer chamber...temperature setting at 392 degrees Fahrenheit....noted floral flavors with just a hint of harshness to my throat....it hit me hard after 10 minutes of the vaporizer. It felt like I dove into a pool of very thick molasses....my mind and body started swimming in a hazy....lazy world of who the heck cares....hypnotic....paralyzing....numbing....please get me a wheelchair.....STAT! No anxiety....no paranoia.....munchies galore. In a word.....HolyCow!!!!

I don’t write reviews. For anything. Ever. Bio Jesus is that good. Hands down my favorite Indica, and possibly of all flower. Mine was from Cresco and came in at 28%, so it’s not a surprise that it packs a punch, but it’s the kind of high. It has the typical sedative and body high traits of any good indica, and the quality of those effects are really top notch. But when you add in the way it helps with pain and inflammation, nothing else comes close. I currently have over 1.5 dozen strains of top grade MMJ in front of me, but Bio Jesus is hands down the favorite.

Oh my heaven, if that’s where you wanna go then take a few hits of Bio Jesus. I won’t knock the stars for the taste because the effects are so powerful and calming it’s just bliss! A weird taste, can’t pinpoint but someone talked about how it tastes like “mustard” and weirdly I can pick up on that??! Maybe it’s a batch thing? But it’s heavy and sedating and EUPHORIC! I’ve never experienced an Insica that is paired with this level of euphoria..happy giggly and deeply relaxed! (Live Resin Cart)

Bio Jesus is my absolute favorite so far. I have MS and it helps me with pain anxiety and sleep. I highly recommend. I am also very prone to migraines and this helps keep my headaches to a minimum.