Captain's Cake reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Captain's Cake.
Sort by
Most Helpful
February 3, 2019
I like this strain. It definitely fights the symptoms of depression and anxiety. I felt the effects of it after about 2 pulls from a one-hitter, so it’s always great to not have to roll a whole jay just to get some relief.
This is my go to strain.
Symptoms: PTSD, Chronic Pain
This strain loosens me up in a warm, fluffy blanket of Indica but still energized enough to laugh like a hyena. Absolutely zero PTSD nightmares on this. Brings out my creativity, helps my depression and I just got to say this.
I want to have sex 24/7 on this strain. I mean, throw me against the wall and have your way with me! I can’t get enough! SO frisky, and I generally have zero libido.
May 10, 2019
BEAUTIFUL buds. Be ready to be HIGH! Well done
I definitely enjoyed this strain. After dinner, took a couple of small hits and it eased my headache and also relaxed me (equivalent to a xanax effect). Still functioned well, laid back and read for a bit. Before going to bed, upped the dose to prevent my insomnia. Definitely slept well, woke up on time, and not sluggish or groggy like some strains can do to me.
Awesome strain. Picked up a batch for my birthday. It exceeded my expectations. I have a screw kit in one of my hands. Gets very tight, this strain loosens things up a lot. Some pain relief as well. But definitely not for novice smokers, unless you plan on staying home...or going to bed.
January 26, 2024
When Captain Cake first came out, the parent strains were Girl Scout cookies x Captain Cookies…that was in 2018-2019. I could never find info about the Captain Cookies only the GSC. I was starting to have an anxiety attack so I filled a bowl of Captain Cake and within 5-10 minutes I was floating in the clouds. Anxiety was completely gone along with my chronic pain. That was in 2018-2019.
Now Captain Cake info is saying it’s GSC x White alien fire and the effects are nothing like it was when it was GSC x Captain Cookies. I just don’t feel that great cloud nine, relaxed, pain free high. And I no longer can take a hit to stop an anxiety attack coming on.
In conclusion, the Blissful Wizard is now GSCx Captain Cookies, so now that it’s on the shelves I’m going to buy it and find out if it’s the old Captain Cake.
Last time I smoked Blissful Wizard I remember feeling a bit anxious in the beginning and not enjoying the effects it gave me, that was 2 years ago, so I’ll write another review after I purchase.
Those little joints are perfect for a solo session just a few hits sent me into outer space! I will absolutely be buying this again
This strain gave a HEAD High seeping into a SEDATED MEDITATIVE relaxation. Recommend for anyone after a long stressful day.