Chocolope reviews

Stage 1: Stoned, Stone faced, Numb Skull –– This strain comes in like a little creeper. It took about 10 minutes to kick in. I smoked it from some King size and regular size Elements pre-rolls. The first stage involves your entire head feeling numb. It's a very 'heady' strain but not necessarily cerebral, as you would feel after smoking a more pure sativa like Panama Red. Stage 2: The active phase. I was talking (to myself) a lot and pacing around my condo like a madman. It's (sort of) like the same feeling you'd get from a cup of coffee only less coherent. Stage 3: The munchies. I ended up making myself a huge breakfast about 30 minutes after smoking this. Stage 4: The giggling stage, right before you fall asleep. This stage made me happy with this strain because this "effect" is exactly what I'm looking for. The euphoric "everything's funny" stage. I had a great time watching videos on YouTube with funny dialog. The smell and taste is pretty faint. It had the faint citrus smell. It did get a little harsher as I got further and further down the pre-roll. It also had a very faint, smooth, chocolate smell and taste. Overall I'd say this is a good strain to pick up. I picked this strain up from Canopi and it was $220 + tax for an ounce.

Yum, very nice strain with my coffee. Woke up feeling like I'd been hit with train. I made coffee and smoked a little of this and wow do I feel much better. This strain has a wonderful chocolate, woody taste. It has a nice light cerebral high and light body effects just enough to iron out the uckys. Very good for early morning. I didn't have any anxiety with this strain. Not buzzy or racy. Definitely keeping this strain around.

Picked up Chocolope in DC, Capital City in August. When preparing to vape it, in 1/8th there was over 30 seeds in it! I never had to go through my flower so much before grinding it. I’m guessing that there was male seeds that spread. Anyway, after loading my Vape, I think the smell before smoked is better. Once I pulled I realize that there is no coffee flavor that I was looking for. It is a creamy taste, but almost like wet hay. Now that the vape is done, I the effects to me is just being focused. So much that I had to write this review! Im not feeling any relief for anxiety, stress or pain. The vape cloud smells better than the actual flower. I’m so disappointed 😔... had to be only because the seeds. Hope to try a better batch from NJ dispensary soon.

I use this for my EDS pain - I've found CBG works better & maybe even longer than CBD does! Earthy taste, & doesn't drag me into the couch. DOESN'T give me the munchies! I've had quite a few glass carts from FF, & only 1 broke when dropped outside. I wish there were more cartridges with low THC & high CBG.

Long crawling orange hairs. Sweet and earthy smell. Very distinct effect. Instant zap of euphoria and brain activity with enhanced senses.

I’m prone to anxiety and this has settled my inner engine to a slow purr. F ya!

Happy, dreamy, chocolate kush! Won’t get you too messed up but will leave you feeling optimistic, grateful, and open. I made some amazing new friends on the beach last night just from smoking a few hits of this. I felt confident to approach them in a natural way—all thanks to this strain. It’s a fun name to say too! It is such a smooth, clear hit. Sativa forward but also is very relaxing. A soothing mental vacation of coffee, hazy dreams.

A solid but not great Sativa. Uplifting for sure, but not creating as much energy and talkativeness as I prefer in a Sativa.