Critical Hog reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Hog.
Critical Hog strain effects
Critical Hog strain helps with
- 28% of people say it helps with Stress
- 20% of people say it helps with Anxiety
- 17% of people say it helps with Depression
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With this strain it doesn't feel like I'm high but then I find myself hysterically laughing at stupid shit and I'm like yeah, I'm high
Just tried this strain for the first time last night, then again this morning, and once more just now and I am in love. I am not a huge pure indica person, but I needed it for pain, nausea, and relaxation. It worked great on all three levels without leaving me totally sleepy like most pure indicas... this to me was an excellent thing. I am somebody with a lot of stuff to accomplish throughout the day. In addition, I found it way less harsh than many strains I've smoked lately. I needed to add no ice in my bong, for once! A lovely taste and smell make Critical Hog the bomb overall. This particular batch came from Shambhala MCC and I highly recommend.
What a great Indica. Stinky dense buds, that pack a great high. I almost always have a panic attic after I smoke, but not with this one. Critical Hog has such a great high, very uplifting and happy...
Heavy high, creeper onset, beware. Feels like a hog is sitting on my chest, in the best way. Good body high, can feel it in the front of my face/forehead area. 10 chills being "I'm slowly falling through space with my eyes locked open", this is like 8 chills. I'm a lightweight though😛
This was a good strain. I bought 1 gram of shatter. First hit and my mind was blown. I instantly felt calm and relax. This strain is perfect for the end of the day. Not over powering where I was not able to function. Smoke and clean is what I did and clean the house I did
November 30, 2016
Critical Hog provides exceptional pain relief. After vaping I relaxed into the couch with instant relief from a day'filled with extreme joint pain. Smiled my way through the evening.
Pain removed
stress relieved
appetite increased
mind freed
body turned to jelly
July 15, 2017
A creeper that isn’t detectable until it wallops aside the head. Instantly went from feeling sober to mind being gone. Feels like Headband with a strong physical sensation around the head that simultaneously feels cloudy and drifty. Emotional state is surprisingly stable and unmoved. Despite the rootedness, there’s a wonderful euphoria elevating from the chest that lifts spirits. It’s prevalent and easily detectable, but it’s counterbalanced by a heavy, couch-lock suppression. Visuals are more saturated but most dramatic is the narrow and short focus that makes you notice new details about whatever you glance at. Music is pretty good. It doesn’t sound so much better as it changes how you hear it in a pretty interesting way. Wouldn’t be my top choice but is more fun than sober. I will say watching things was fan-fucking-tastic. I couldn’t help but respond physically, I was so into it. Really dynamic. This high seems best utilized in highly stimulating environments: outdoors, live shows, movies, etc. So long as you can battle the sedateness, which seems to reduce sociability. 7/10
Beautiful and true indica strain. Really helped relax me enough for the evening and bed. Super happy, pain and stress melted away and it lasts too. The thc level in the flower I got tested to 21+.Will definitely be coming back to this. Just make sure you keep some water nearby! This one will give you some serious cotton mouth.