Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
Sort by
Most Helpful
It is supposed to be called critical mass because of the size of the buds BUT I also think the following:
Had very little in a one shooter pipe, almost no effect, then took 2 tokes from portable vaporizer and I was feeling the high, 5 mins later 2 more and reached CRITICAL MASS.
It makes you sort of dizzy, very psychoactive, images get distorted and you sort of hallucinate, then I read it had very high THC that explains it.
Your body feels stoned relax but it gives enough energy to not bringing you down.
Definitely can't focus with this, not a clear head strain, it is the opposite though you don't get to be babbling everywhere but you do keep worrying that everybody is looking at you when probably they're not.
If you have nothing to do on that day and nothing to worry about then just follow the ride and you will feel in a Disney attraction but every time you want to think on something, get inside your head or get introspection it will work against you. In this sense, it gives a lot of paranoia, of all the strains I have right now this is the only one that clearly gives paranoia, also makes you worry BUT these negative effects are not too strong nor overpowering, you never fully take them seriously but the problem is that they are there the whole time and I think weed is supposed to take problems away, not giving you more, it would be a total failure if you smoke too much of this strain and end up becoming an anxious worry-some person.
That is the problem with this strain, also the distortions, trippy high and dizziness does sometimes become a bit overpowering, if I would have had more I would have had a panic attack in the street, proceed with caution.
One a plus, it makes you quite horny.
A fruity hybrid of Dutch origin that provided relaxation and pain relief without clouding the mind. Induces deep body buzz, happiness, heightens senses, increases creativity, keeps mind clear, good analgesic, induces lethargy.
I have Agoraphobia and PTSD and this strain is perfect for me. I also enjoy Harlequin when I can find it. Very mellow but nice head buzz that I don't get from the Harlequin.
Not a good one for my diabetes. It sedates me to the point of barely being able to make it to a bed, so if my blood sugar is off, it will still be off (and dangerous) once I fall asleep. I have only used it a few times because of this concern. So what I do now, is not use it if my blood sugar is trending downward.
Every time I smoked or vaped it, or bonged, I fell into deep and relaxing sleep for 2 hours. But - only when my blood sugar had been at the high end of the normal range for a while, otherwise I don't take a chance of having a low during sleep. I suspect the symptoms of a low would not wake me up. Diabetics will know what I'm talking about.
If I wanted to fall asleep easier, I would certainly want a gentler strain. This one just knocks me off my feet, even with tiny doses in my vaporizer.
All I'm looking for is pain relief, without drowsiness or mood effects, so this is not a good one for me. It would be great for someone looking for a brief and deep sleep, though, like right before bed.
i suffer from anxiety disorder and ptsd and have been experimenting with various strains and though this was random pick..it was a very excellent high,and energetic. nice flavor and taste but the smell is abit loud....but overall nice smoking flower
April 3, 2019
I have really bad anxiety attacks and cant eat for days at a time and this makes me forget everything and chow Time it is
Ground Control to Major Tom...this is some good shit. Excellent body stone allowed me to sleep long enough to relieve an excruciating muscle strain in my neck. As an unanticipated bonus the head high was pretty damn strong too, surprisingly so for what is purported to be heavily Indica leaning strain. All in all a nice surprise from The Novel Tree in Bellevue WA.l (but prbly not appropriate for the novice user.)
May 4, 2019
A very smooth High, warm body buzz and relief from back pain, hoping to find some more sometime !